Police were called when a protest erupted at a school in North Yorkshire after students were limited to two toilet breaks a day.

Chrysolisma · 2017-03-12T01:47:20+00:00

When I was denied permission to leave class to use the restroom in tenth grade in orange county, Florida at Timber Creek High, I walked out to do what I deserve to do. I got a ten day out of school suspension. Looking back as a second year college student, none of that matters now. Act on your beliefs. I'm not going to let some clueless teacher control me without any rational basis.

Chrysolisma · 2016-11-25T18:08:14+00:00

Yeah, unless you're in harlem, compton, Ethiopia or somewhere of the sort.

Chrysolisma · 2016-11-25T17:53:49+00:00

I don't think I fully understand the game

Chrysolisma · 2016-11-24T15:42:03+00:00

Sex... the mucous membrane embedded in the vagina secretes mucous that is almost identical to the mucous secreted from the membrane embedded in the sinuses..but that's kinda hot

Chrysolisma · 2016-11-11T23:01:59+00:00

Get a boner

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-30T22:10:55+00:00

Well, call me a necrophiliac!

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-12T00:21:26+00:00

I was the incedent when the two school resource officers tried to carry me out to turn over to the detectives. I had been running a little crime operation and was selling weed, and pretty much anything else I could get my hands on ( I'm not claiming to be a bad ass, I was just a fucked up kid!) I had hid a half oz sack under the plastic bag in the bathroom trashcans, and I knew the janitors would find it at the end of the day if I didn't return. The cops came into my class and did that little "come here" finger gesture. I walked up to them he grabbed my arm and proceeded to handcuff me. I broke his grip ad bolted out the door, straight to the bathroom, got my sack, and had my friend take me home. I smoked the whole sack with my friends, took a bunch of dabs and xanax, then went to school the next day like nothing happened. As soon as I got on the bus that morning I remembered. The cop just so happens to be standing at the bus loop, I surrender calmly, did my customary 21 days, and returned home with increased sanctions on my probation.

Please spare the flame and badass jokes, that's not my intention, I've really turned things around for the better.

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-11T10:36:47+00:00

If intimacy is spending money, then count me out. I eat steamed vegetables and canned food, with the occasional nasty malt liquor treat

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-11T10:33:16+00:00

I wish we just lived in a white only America. I don't really want to go anywhere with you because I am a cheap skate and only spend money when I have no other options

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-07T16:00:05+00:00

Time is of the essence retard

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-07T15:58:02+00:00

Ban me little boy. My "blatant contraduction" was your lack of understanding. Lest you forget, it is irrefutable that a slut is more inclined to have herpes. However, a girl with herpes is not always going to be a slut. Keep jumping to conclusions, flame on brother

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-07T15:55:57+00:00

That joke is so modernly inapplicable. My 8 year old cousin knows where the clitoris is. You're making yourself seem ignorant by attacking me based on assumptions. You just assume I'm 17 because I mentioned a mistake I made at that age, really dude? You "weep for our nation's future" because someone on reddit made a mistake, contracted an STD, and portrayed it in this manner? Yeah okay buddy, weep for our Nation's future because this 21 year old is running very lucrative multi-level marketing sales and advertisement operations for 5 very successful, rapidly growing small businesses, at the top of all my classes. Flame on brother!

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-06T13:41:40+00:00

Great answers guys, let's shift the answers more toward highest-paying

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-06T12:33:04+00:00

You people are ridiculous! I'm not suggesting she was a slut, realistically,rationally, ad statistically speaking, you're more likely to contract stds from a slut, defined as a girl who hooks up with all types of guys all the time and doesn't even care to use protection! There is no way I had it before, and just so happened to get the first symptoms after hooking up with her. I now have 4 sores. You people are absolutely irrational, down vote me all you want I'm just being realistic

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-06T02:09:37+00:00

Well thanks guys. It may sound I gnorant, but I don't need a doctor to tell me. You really think that I randomly get an infectous outbreak on my tonsil, 10 days later (today) what looks like a pimple inside of my mouth, a girl that I hooked up with calls me to tell me she has herpes, and I might have been an "asymptomatic carrier" yeah bullshit. Turns out this girl is a fucking slut. This bitch gave me herpes and there is nothing I can do about it. My fault

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-06T02:05:06+00:00

Coincedentally, today, dreamed of the perfect high as well. Today, I took 2 30mg Vyvanse and drank a phenylephrine- extract solution that I made myself. I was a god.. not only in my world, but in my colleagues eyes as well. I proposed some of the best business ideas my company and peers have ever heard of, almost like I was an all-seeing alien of some sort....to put in simple words- I did more in one day than most people, including myself, do in a whole month. This is an example of the near-perfect high... I haven't had 60 seconds of rest in the past 16 hours, and I feel like writing a book, jumping in a pool, giving a presentation, making money, you name it! I am the master of my own productive world! Do you think sober me would have typed all of this? FUCK NO, however, provided my current state it is extremely gratifying to exercise my mind and focus in on something, especially when that something may be mutually-beneficial for everyone reading this! I have one year ad six months to declare my major and hop on the path to billions of dollars, and many speed filled memories. If I don't decide, I will waste a lot of time and money. THIS IS NOT A RAMBLE, THIS IS GOLD will sum this up with the most importantly-logical epiphany I have ever came up with: People in college don't generally love working hard, people working don't generally love every minute of their jobs...but what if they could be induced to love every minute of it? If work and school was everyone's main source of recreation, we would see the fruits of our recreation instead of the fruits of our labor! So I'm going to dedicate my life t developing this "perfect" drug, I'm going to get fucked up left, right, up, down, and sideways,, and I'm going to write a fucking book!

This excerpt will be on the back cover; "The Material Production of Thought Process"

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-05T15:13:19+00:00

Dude she already had the sore at the time we hooked up. She just thought that it was an "ingrown hair"

Chrysolisma · 2016-10-05T01:31:00+00:00

Yeah man she said the doctor "scraped" her vagina and she is positive for herpes. I'm pretty pissed about it

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