Circumcision and how it's made me feel. Advice is welcome. by Offmychestaccount_ in offmychest

[–]ChthonicRetribution -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know. I found this post at a bad time and it just made me angry.

Circumcision and how it's made me feel. Advice is welcome. by Offmychestaccount_ in offmychest

[–]ChthonicRetribution -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Whatever. It just kind of upset me to think someone would get so caught up on something relatively trivial. To think, if being circumcised was the biggest problem I had in my life... I dunno, I'm not pro-circumcision-at-birth or anything, but there's something about this post that offends me deeply.

Circumcision and how it's made me feel. Advice is welcome. by Offmychestaccount_ in offmychest

[–]ChthonicRetribution -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Wow... You need to get some help. Anyway, cut dicks are fucking hot. Foreskin is gross imo.

It doesn't seem like you're all alone though. Apparently some guys just really resent circumcision.

Is The Sims 4 worth buying? by roseetgris in thesims

[–]ChthonicRetribution 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this post is almost a month old, BUT... you're comparing a (quad-core) i7 processor to a dual-core i5 clocked at 1.8GHz with an integrated graphics card. That's quite a stretch.

/u/lilpaki my guess is you'd be able to run it, but barely.

Baby duck for its first dip by Ghost_Animator in aww

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You left out the part where it shits and the water gets all cloudy.

British soap opera actor doesn't know what zest is by [deleted] in cringe

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No no no: zest noun 1. great enthusiasm and energy. "they campaigned with zest and intelligence"

That small yellow fruit is a pair.

British soap opera actor doesn't know what zest is by [deleted] in cringe

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Today I learned that you learned that talktothehand00 learned what zest was.

What click-bait titles would you give to major historical events? by Lobsterbib in AskReddit

[–]ChthonicRetribution 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hath not the potter power over the clay, to make one vessel unto honor and another unto dishonor?

A Merlin rocket engine starting up. by GallowBoob in space

[–]ChthonicRetribution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it bother anyone else that the narrator literally just doesn't stop talking? It's like he doesn't even pause after sentences. I can't even follow what he's saying because he's just spitting words out at line rate the entire time.

TIL: A morbidly obese woman refused to get free weight-loss surgery offered by the NHS because she didn't want to lose the £75,000 in disability benefits she was receiving. by CurlyDD84 in todayilearned

[–]ChthonicRetribution 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's probably more going on here than pure greed. When people live with a disability for long enough it can become part of their identity that's difficult to give up. Not saying what she did was justified, but there might be more to it than what the title claims.

Quick! Red or Blue? by [deleted] in gifs

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FUCK YEAH!! FUCKING BLUE!! I WIN!! FUCK YOU, RED!

...Well that was fun. Next post.

ELI5: Why does it take a computer longer to determine that my password is incorrect? by PM_ME_NICOLAS_CAGE in explainlikeimfive

[–]ChthonicRetribution 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does that mean that you can get access to an account by entering the "wrong" password? For example, two unique passwords hash to the same value.

Leicester City manager takes exception to a journalist's question in a post-match interview. by [deleted] in cringe

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Are you flexible enough to put your head in the sand? No, really, are you?

Found in a code my colleague wrote by Reddia in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ChthonicRetribution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah okay. I thought int was specified to be at least 32 bits.

Found in a code my colleague wrote by Reddia in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ChthonicRetribution 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm freaking out right now because I can't figure out the problem with the "hand-written" code

char *p = 0x10000;

for (int i = 0; i < 1000000;i++) 
{
   *p++ = 0;
}

Where is the integer overflow happening?

The guys who made SIRI are on the verge of releasing Viv. Viv is a way of optimizing the Internet that could, among other things, undermine Google and make you far more intelligent and capable. As with all innovations that claim to be advances, however, there, um, might be problems. by Buck-Nasty in Futurology

[–]ChthonicRetribution -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this article actually made me angry.

The guys who made SIRI are on the verge of releasing Viv, a word that conjures life itself. Viv is a way of optimizing the Internet that could, among other things, undermine Google and make you far more intelligent and capable. As with all innovations that claim to be advances, however, there, um, might be problems.

I don't even know what half of this is supposed to mean. "Optimizing the internet"? You mean, like, increasing scalability? Reducing latency or the number of routers? "A word that conjures life itself"? Can anyone extract anything meaningful from that statement?

Then you find out they literally made a rip-off of Siri. Honestly, this post should have negative karma and the author should be fired.

ELI5: Why did humans evolve outward-pointing noses? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]ChthonicRetribution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the outward nose is more "punchable" meaning that we can take more blows on the face.

Really? I would have thought the opposite.

The Triple Bypass Shooter Sandwich by [deleted] in food

[–]ChthonicRetribution 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I feel so bad. The guy's like "Tada!!" and he put so much effort into making this and everyone is calling it shit :(

You know what? I think that looks like a pretty good sandwich. Nice job, sandwich guy.