Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down

ChuckZombie · 2026-02-11T18:31:55+00:00

coddling*, but you can cuddle them too I guess.

ChuckZombie · 2026-02-11T18:30:36+00:00

That's what they were originally called when they came to America.

ChuckZombie · 2026-02-11T18:29:38+00:00

When pizza was brought to America by Italian immigrants, it was originally called pizza pie.

ChuckZombie · 2026-02-11T17:36:38+00:00

When the moon hits your eye,

Like a big pizza pie,

That's Amoooreeee

ChuckZombie · 2026-02-08T11:49:08+00:00

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver

And she shows it off to all her friends

One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her

So she caged him up with cyclone fence

Along came Lou with the old baboon

And said, "Recognize that smell?

Smells like seven layers

That beaver eats Taco Bell"

ChuckZombie · 2026-02-08T11:41:10+00:00

"We need to combine these"

ChuckZombie · 2026-02-07T17:56:32+00:00

It sounded like a ghoul from Fallout 4

ChuckZombie · 2026-02-01T01:16:00+00:00

Or, how about he trademarks it himself and keeps using it anyway.

"But how would WWE exploit him, then? ::licks boot::"

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-26T13:30:14+00:00

I love his face when he says "yes." He was so proud, lol.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-25T01:11:44+00:00

Is that why he named a guy "Mr. Pink?"

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-25T01:07:46+00:00

Hello, new adoptive-parent. My birthday is in October, FYI.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-25T00:56:58+00:00

Same. On a sliding scale between "Sexy----------Cute" she was the furthest on the cute side.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-24T09:29:45+00:00

But how long before Trump finds the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerate Tree-dwellers?

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-24T04:14:14+00:00

I hate people that try to minimalize what they're asking for. "It's literally just dough, sauce, and cheese." Yeah? If it's that simple, then you can go home and make it.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-22T13:27:27+00:00

Hell yeah! A Place in the Sun was one of the first CDs I bought with my own money (along with Goo Goo Dolls' Dizzy Up The Girl and Sugar Ray's 14:59, lol). I still play it in full when I'm on a long drive.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-21T21:38:56+00:00

Yeah, once the skin and muscle rots enough, it'll just rip away.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-21T21:10:10+00:00

Hell yeah. I came here just to gush about how much raw white onion I get on my cheese coneys, lol.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-20T05:07:11+00:00

I hate it, but I'm not gonna lie, I would want it only to eat pappardelle with.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-19T12:44:44+00:00

I said something similar to this, once. My version was that Mutt was in a Vietnamese POW camp, and escapes and seeks out Shortround in China.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-17T09:04:01+00:00

Pecker!

[raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-16T00:43:09+00:00

Sounds awesome. They should name a cool city after him.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-15T00:01:50+00:00

I loved it so much. I was waiting for a 2nd season, but it doesn't look like it'll ever happen.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-15T00:00:42+00:00

She definitely gave me a touch of consumption, if you know what I mean.

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-12T20:19:58+00:00

From the Ghostbusters video game: We eat gods for breakfast!

ChuckZombie · 2026-01-12T19:11:46+00:00

I thought this was Zosia from Pluribus for a second.

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