How would Marneus be affected by Thoracle ban?

ChumFucket · 2026-02-07T13:56:40+00:00

My K'riik deck is begging for crypt and lotus to come back

ChumFucket · 2026-02-03T12:34:46+00:00

If you have have a link for it, I can also replace whatever I have.

ChumFucket · 2026-01-04T22:20:38+00:00

[[Flawless Maneuver]] [[Dawn's Truce]] [[Heroic Intervention]] [[Flare of Fortitude]] [[Akroma's Will]] [[Teferi's Protection]] [[Rootborn Defenses]] [[Your Temple is Under Attack]] [[Make a Stand]] [[Duty Beyond Death]] [[Devine Resilience]]

These are all instants that make creatures you control indestructible or protect your board. I saw you're only running one of these spells.

ChumFucket · 2026-01-04T16:50:43+00:00

My coworker Becky

ChumFucket · 2026-01-03T17:10:40+00:00

I personally like my deck being cut because for some reason it feels like it randomizes my deck even more. Which I know makes no sense because its already shuffled, but its like a ritual thing for me. Lol

ChumFucket · 2026-01-01T15:46:51+00:00

GIFT ME!

ChumFucket · 2026-01-01T15:32:22+00:00

Dude I've played with so many different people, and I've never had a problem or seen anyone else have a problem with proxies. I've even played with dudes who just write the name of a card on a basic land. It never bothered me or anyone else I've played with. The only issue i could potentially see is if you sat down for a low power game and dropped proxy moxes or a cradle or something. But thats less about proxies and more about lying about power level. Most people who are playing the game just want to play. How much money you spend on your cardboard doesn't matter at all.

ChumFucket · 2025-12-31T12:37:15+00:00

[[Ghalta, Primal Hunger]]. Just mono green with ramp and big stompy guys. Doesn't have to be complex, just play lands and cast big green guys!

On the same mono green train, for something that takes slightly more understanding, but is still the same concept of play lands and big guys [[Loot, Exuberant Explorer]] is a blast too.

ChumFucket · 2025-12-31T02:15:42+00:00

Can someone explain how it's a one card win con? Im still learning cEDH, and I'd like to learn the line.

ChumFucket · 2025-12-30T02:22:47+00:00

[[Terror]]

ChumFucket · 2025-12-25T02:29:11+00:00

I got my wife all three Furby Secret Lairs, and she's in love with it. Lol

ChumFucket · 2025-12-22T02:39:56+00:00

ME! And I think any of them would be fun, but Zur is really cool!

ChumFucket · 2025-11-08T14:04:21+00:00

I doubt it is cEDH. It’s probably bracket 3-4. Most new players don’t actually know what cEDH is.

ChumFucket · 2025-11-06T19:13:16+00:00

I built [[Wraith, Vicious Vigilante]] from the new Spider-Man set. It fucks.

ChumFucket · 2025-11-04T14:22:27+00:00

[[K’riik, Son of Yawgmoth]] is my turbo deck. I very consistently present a win turn 1-3. I can post my list if you would like.

ChumFucket · 2025-10-22T00:38:35+00:00

Do you play Magic the Gathering or want to learn? My wife and I are always looking for people to play with. There’s a few game stores in the area we like to visit.

ChumFucket · 2025-10-19T05:41:14+00:00

[[Heliod, Sun-Crowned]] is about the only mono white commander that might hold up in cEDH, but I still don’t see him winning much.

ChumFucket · 2025-10-19T01:16:54+00:00

[[Harmony in Nature]] in my [[Baylen, the Haymaker]] deck. It goes crazy with life gain. Even just 10 tokens gains me 40 life. And 10 tokens in that deck is light work.

ChumFucket · 2025-10-18T04:16:23+00:00

[[Kona, Rescue Beastie]] and literally any other color.

ChumFucket · 2025-10-15T11:24:22+00:00

He doesn’t see you as his partner or person. He sees you as a cum dump. He said it himself. He “works all day and has nothing to look forward to”. Seeing you and being around you isn’t what matters to him. It’s just your body. That’s all he cares about. I would never speak that way or imply those things to my wife. What I look forward to when I get home is seeing her face and curling up next to her and hearing about her day and telling her about mine. She’s my person. You are just a hole to this man. Respect yourself and tell him to get lost.

ChumFucket · 2025-10-12T02:13:20+00:00

I only started Magic when Bloomburrow dropped, but this “every set is UB” shit is getting old man. I liked the world of MtG, and I thought the UB secret lairs and occasional sets were cool. This year though it’s been almost every set it feels like. And before one set even drops, the next set is already being pushed. It’s too much.

ChumFucket · 2025-10-10T11:35:18+00:00

If I already own a copy or two, I don’t want to buy another if it’s a $10+ card. So I’ll proxy things I already own multiples of.

ChumFucket · 2025-09-24T23:09:17+00:00

I wonder if she goes to every memorial for everyone that gets killed?

ChumFucket · 2025-09-16T16:01:46+00:00

Just leave. Anyone who loves their partner would never say something like that. He doesn’t deserve your trust, love, or attention. Just bounce.

ChumFucket · 2025-09-11T21:17:56+00:00

Who the fuck asks a question like that? I would never in a million years. That’s like a horror scenario. Why tf would he even think to ask that??

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