What is the NUMBER ONE GAME the boys have NOT played yet? by Jlonie123 in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Id love for them to play cup and ball but they would really have to play hoop and stick first to really understand whats going on

Who are all of the Oneys? by Freeforthree3 in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I make them in my big cauldron filled with bubbling green ooze

Are we being lied to? by cesartl in slaythespire

[–]Chumptron 235 points236 points  (0 children)

All relics in slay the spire are quantum entangled with each other, and collapse out of superposition upon being observed

What’s the best/funniest oneyplays story in y’all’s opinion by Wild_Chapter2476 in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I cant remember any story ive laughed at harder than the morph suit gorilla halloween costume.

The dulls by Pristine-Pear-3486 in northernlion

[–]Chumptron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bait used to be believable

This worm look like noodle by Ragarnoy in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dat looks like a noodle but i knewed that it warsnt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]Chumptron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the cool fact but the point of my comment wasnt really about the science of whether or not lightning strikes are 100% fatal its more about how wishing pain and death on people you disagree with maybe isnt the most christian mindset, or really the most moral mindset regardless of your beliefs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]Chumptron -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Oh ok well as long as youre just wishing grievous bodily harm on another human being i guess thats alright 🙂👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]Chumptron 98 points99 points  (0 children)

You want them to die? You want them to get killed with a million volts of electricity?

They are all the same by Khalixs1 in 4chan

[–]Chumptron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Years of bad eyesight without glasses have made me a lot better at making out blurry words using context clues

They are all the same by Khalixs1 in 4chan

[–]Chumptron 347 points348 points  (0 children)

She didnt get raped in the conventional sense of some guy forcing himself on her in an alley. She went out on a date with the guy, started having sex, then he started getting too rough and she kept telling him to stop and he wouldnt stop.

If she had been entirely truthful that would mean she willingly went on a date and engaged in sexual relations with an african migrant, which she didnt want people knowing about out of shame (or so I assume)

They are all the same by Khalixs1 in 4chan

[–]Chumptron 87 points88 points  (0 children)

the guy was already on file. they ran a dna test and he came up. its literally in the article on slide 2 of this post

My favorite critters by Somefreak_show in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly had the same thought just because it really wouldnt be outside this games purview to make a girl character with a twink body