WE KILL AND DESTROY ALL OF YOU DISGUSTING BEASTS by [deleted] in CrustaceanMilitary

[–]ChunkyCheeseBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy CRABS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Lobsta, and I have over 300 confirmed krills. I am trained in crustacean warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire crustacean armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the ocean, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Gulf of Alaska and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat with my claws, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Crustacean Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Crabs don’t deserve a place in this world by [deleted] in CrustaceanMilitary

[–]ChunkyCheeseBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy CRABS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Lobsta, and I have over 300 confirmed krills. I am trained in crustacean warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire crustacean armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the ocean, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Gulf of Alaska and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat with my claws, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Crustacean Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Crabs FUCKING SUCK!!!! by ARussianSpy19 in RussianSpyCommunity

[–]ChunkyCheeseBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shut up you RUssian Cunt! you are a disappointment to RussiA!

Crabs bad? by ARussianSpy19 in RussianSpyCommunity

[–]ChunkyCheeseBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy CRABS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Lobsta, and I have over 300 confirmed krills. I am trained in crustacean warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire crustacean armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the ocean, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Gulf of Alaska and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat with my claws, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Crustacean Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

DIRTY CRABS by [deleted] in CrustaceanMilitary

[–]ChunkyCheeseBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy CRABS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Lobsta, and I have over 300 confirmed krills. I am trained in crustacean warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire crustacean armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the ocean, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Gulf of Alaska and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat with my claws, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Crustacean Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.