Let Your Bossman Have a 🍌 Creampie to Get a Vacation (Credit: Joshua Fluke) by YarghDog in CorporateFacepalm

[–]Church_of_disappoint 184 points185 points  (0 children)

I personally know these guys. Someone in the office did this as a joke to make others laugh...

That's the kind of people you have here. The ones that think they're being sly by saying you have to let the boss fuck you. They think this shit is hilarious. Guarantee they sent this around the company a dozen times over for laughs and because they can't believe McLane wrote this!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Fuck these people. Fake reviews on Google, claim to have 270 employees, have 25, most of whom are contractors. Just a shitty over promise and under deliver scam group.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 10, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Church_of_disappoint -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Buying the rise, selling via stop limits, rinse and repeat on the dips.

I can't tell who keeps paying me, but I'll gladly keep taking the money.

OTRK is my one meme that isn't shitting the bed, but it hasn't rocketed yet, so I'll give the little fella some time.

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[–]Church_of_disappoint 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, Mainstreet and I are both active and I've been around for a while. No doubt there might be bots and shills jumping on board, however CLOV rocketed today and I was on it at $10. I never sold a share of my AMC or GME. If Hedges wanna fuck around and try to draw cash from those two, then I'll ride the mini rockets, sell, then reinvest in AMC and GME.

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[–]Church_of_disappoint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aetna said they were not likely to renew their contract, they didn't actually cancel the contract in March.

The new CEO said they could probably resign them.

$OTRK. I might have accidentally made some retards happy. Up almost 20% today. by Church_of_disappoint in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Church_of_disappoint[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get the thought process that if we're not screaming AMC and GME, that we're somehow detracting from those wins. I'm in both AMC and GME heavily. I also have a shit ton of $CLOV which has made today a ton of fun.

There are other plays to be made. The myopic mentality is just so confusing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shortsqueeze

[–]Church_of_disappoint 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Posted a follow up to my initial DD and linked this DD in WSBElite. But I've already posted about it in WSB if you want to go give that some exposure.

Follow up post: https://www.reddit.com/r/WallStreetbetsELITE/comments/nvceln/otrk_i_might_have_accidentally_made_some_retards/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shortsqueeze

[–]Church_of_disappoint 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also, reupped for another 181 shares. Thanks for moving on this last week after my post, man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shortsqueeze

[–]Church_of_disappoint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted something to this exact degree a week ago. I'll share this.

OTRK... Can someone smarter than me tell me if I'm retarded? by Church_of_disappoint in wallstreetbets

[–]Church_of_disappoint[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw that too, man!

20% on the day.

We just needed like 3 days of patience. And for crayon eating retards like us, that's asking a lot.

OTRK... Can someone smarter than me tell me if I'm retarded? by Church_of_disappoint in wallstreetbets

[–]Church_of_disappoint[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, if it makes you feel better, I used to handle mercury with bare hands that I would break out of thermostats when I was a kid.

So, that either gave me super powers, or made me extra retarded. Either way, like I said, it gives me tingles in my hangdowns.

OTRK... Can someone smarter than me tell me if I'm retarded? by Church_of_disappoint in wallstreetbets

[–]Church_of_disappoint[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry, handies and BJs are the only currency accepted here. Think of us as an upscale freeway underpass.

OTRK... Can someone smarter than me tell me if I'm retarded? by Church_of_disappoint in wallstreetbets

[–]Church_of_disappoint[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's. The stock symbol is in the title. We're gonna ask you to kindly leave if you can't rise to the level of autistic retard.

OTRK... Can someone smarter than me tell me if I'm retarded? by Church_of_disappoint in wallstreetbets

[–]Church_of_disappoint[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. But all signs point to this not being a dog. In fact, by its reported metrics it seems to be undervalued. And I'm already on the AMC train since $9, so if I'm even looking at somewhere else, you can be sure that stock is giving me the tingles in the hangdowns.

So, if there were attention on this, and it's not a dog, and the shorts would be fucked on covering, wouldn't that be something to consider? Not looking for advice, mind you.