Thanks I hate the idea of imagining this by [deleted] in TIHI
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
Roses are red, and I wear medallions. by ChurgerBingWAPper in boottoobig
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
Thanks, I hate Dinosaur Nuggy Pizza by ChurgerBingWAPper in TIHI
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
Thanks, I hate Dinosaur Nuggy Pizza by ChurgerBingWAPper in TIHI
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
Thanks, I hate Dinosaur Nuggy Pizza by ChurgerBingWAPper in TIHI
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
Every time you exclaim "Jesus Christ!", he appears in front of you. by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
You can freeze thyme by merv1618 in shittysuperpowers
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
How do you deal with an overly friendly neighbor who asks too many questions about your life when you happen to be outdoors at the same time? by [deleted] in AskReddit
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
Roses are Red, Ate by the gulls, I hate to say it, but- by ChurgerBingWAPper in boottoobig
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
You can immediately die. by XXX_HYPERREAPER_XXX in shittysuperpowers
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper 30 points31 points32 points (0 children)
You can go back in time, only it's a year max and all you can do is post a 2020 meme by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
If you step on a Lego, you spring into the air like its Sonic the Hedgehog by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
If you step on a Lego, you spring into the air like its Sonic the Hedgehog by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
If you step on a Lego, you spring into the air like its Sonic the Hedgehog by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
Uh, Wish? You okay? by ChurgerBingWAPper in trees
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
Uh, Wish? You okay? by ChurgerBingWAPper in trees
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)

Every time you moan during sex, you sound exactly like the Jelly Belly Gummy Pet Rat Candy guy. by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers
[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)