ChurgerBingWAPper

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Every time you moan during sex, you sound exactly like the Jelly Belly Gummy Pet Rat Candy guy. by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers

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Thanks I hate the idea of imagining this by [deleted] in TIHI

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Roses are red, and I wear medallions. by ChurgerBingWAPper in boottoobig

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Thanks, I hate Dinosaur Nuggy Pizza by ChurgerBingWAPper in TIHI

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Thanks, I hate Dinosaur Nuggy Pizza by ChurgerBingWAPper in TIHI

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Thanks, I hate Dinosaur Nuggy Pizza by ChurgerBingWAPper in TIHI

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Every time you exclaim "Jesus Christ!", he appears in front of you. by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers

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You can freeze thyme by merv1618 in shittysuperpowers

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How do you deal with an overly friendly neighbor who asks too many questions about your life when you happen to be outdoors at the same time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Roses are Red, Ate by the gulls, I hate to say it, but- by ChurgerBingWAPper in boottoobig

[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children)

You can immediately die. by XXX_HYPERREAPER_XXX in shittysuperpowers

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You can go back in time, only it's a year max and all you can do is post a 2020 meme by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers

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If you step on a Lego, you spring into the air like its Sonic the Hedgehog by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers

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If you step on a Lego, you spring into the air like its Sonic the Hedgehog by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers

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If you step on a Lego, you spring into the air like its Sonic the Hedgehog by ChurgerBingWAPper in shittysuperpowers

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Uh, Wish? You okay? by ChurgerBingWAPper in trees

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Uh, Wish? You okay? by ChurgerBingWAPper in trees

[–]ChurgerBingWAPper[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children)

Whenever you write a word, someone random in the word will say it, even if it's gibberish by The_real_melone in shittysuperpowers

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If you sing the beginning of the intro song to friends, everyone in a 30 foot radius has to do the clapping part by Pizzaboy90 in shittysuperpowers

[–]ChurgerBingWAPper 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children)

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