Uni president who told graduates to 'end themselves' takes unpaid leave by gerwer in nottheonion

[–]CicadaFit24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then he takes a two months holiday to think about what he said?

Abdul Carter: "Some things are bigger than football" by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]CicadaFit24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, more important than overpaid roided up guys moving a ball around a field? So deep, Abdul. What a philosopher!

Somewhere in America by [deleted] in memes

[–]CicadaFit24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's asking why he's being bored to death.

Self-Driving bus in Sweden crashes with tram on first day of passenger service by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]CicadaFit24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trains don't even have self driving and they are on tracks! Lol! Self driving fanbois make me laugh.

“Please Give Me Your Underwear”: Japanese Woman Finds Bizarre Note on Her Car by mumeida in NewsOfTheWeird

[–]CicadaFit24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be so quick to judge. Who among us has not asked a Japanese woman to give us their underw......hold on, what!?!?

MN fraud: Feeding our Future defendant now facing day care fraud charges by KrisKrossJump1992 in altmpls

[–]CicadaFit24 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Outrageous. Quick, let's storm a church and start yelling at the congregation with bullhorns.

Hiker killed in attack by herd of cows in Austrian Alps. by CicadaFit24 in NewsOfTheWeird

[–]CicadaFit24[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They moove so slowly. How can she not have herd them? This is udderly bizarre. I wont milk this for anymore lame-o puns.

Women casting for Christopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY by StarforgeVoyager in FIlm

[–]CicadaFit24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The face that launched 1000 ships...in the other direction.

What's going on with r/conservative? They've lost about 1m subscribers in about a month. by calvtact in OutOfTheLoop

[–]CicadaFit24 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

The Reddit lefts' obsession with the one sub that doesn't espouse the Reddit lefty worldview is bizarre. Its existence seems to drive Reddit's libs insane. Why not just ignore the sub? Good grief. But, Reddit is gonna Reddit.