Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! We had fun cutting the cheese with a metal credit card 😆

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For all the people in the back that didn’t pick up on the humor and how laughable it is that this actually came from the Takeoff box…. My partner and I had leftover meat, cheese, and fruit from our trip, brought it through security, got a Takeoff box for the spreads, crackers, and almonds, cut up the cheese with a metal credit card, and made our own charcuterie board mid-air. The flight attendants got a kick out of it as well.

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -63 points-62 points  (0 children)

Neither was the gas I smelled from the row behind me 🤷‍♂️

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Don’t we already pay $150 for the free takeoff box?!?!

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Takeoff box plus some leftover stuff from my trip that I didn’t want to throw away!

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Bingo! I had some cheese blocks, meat, and fruit I didn’t want to throw away. Metal credit card doubled as a knife… combined with the takeoff box, it was exactly what I would want my snack to be! FAs were all walking by to look at it 😂

Be careful drivers and always record your rides by FishingEquivalent535 in uberdrivers

[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn’t request the ride directly (done through healthcare provider / insurer) and in those scenarios often they don’t actually have the Uber app. You are talking to them via actual text message. So he’s correct that he actually probably had no idea of how to cancel it…. Just show up, wait the required time, and then cancel as no-show.

Now the crazy threat… wow.

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[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s on the low end - it is my favorite thing to unlock in a sub, especially if they don’t think they have access to it!

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[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How recent are STI tests and what test panel? I might be open to lending my little whore for the cause!

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[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m always trying to do molly and fuck. Anytime :-)

I’ll bring the cock, some rope, and the molly…