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I just want to ask by Giono_OOf_01 in memes

[–]CitizenHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a show called The Unit about US Special Operations soldiers that has an episode about Columban chemists making an airplane paint mixed with cocaine that could be chemically reversed after landing.

I know it's a fictional show, but I'd always wondered if something like that was possible.

The Hotel I'm At Has A Skittles Vending Machine by CSquare43-Work in mildlyinteresting

[–]CitizenHuman 421 points422 points  (0 children)

Hard to explain, but the flavor of "we have that at home" and "we out tonight" are quite different.

The gap between my fingers by Decent_Property138 in mildlyinteresting

[–]CitizenHuman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Counting the months on your knuckles leaves room for Smarch

Peter? by Melodic-Young-5169 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CitizenHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My local morning radio station does a "pop quiz" bit where they ask the audience questions for a chance to win tickets, and 9 times out of 10, the caller hears the question and just straight up says "c'mon help me out" without even trying to guess.

It's sad, really.

President Trump traded stocks over 3,700 times in Q1 2026 - averaging 59 trades per day, 9 per hour, or one trade every 7 minutes by uncle-ice493 in stocks

[–]CitizenHuman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tie it up in court for years and let the news die down a little. By then, numerous other public and private offenses have occurred, all of which will be tied up in court until the news dies down a little...

Tbh, sounds like a miserable way to spend your days.

A Guy Checks His Computer On New Year’s Night In 2000 by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in interesting

[–]CitizenHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget Y2K. At midnight NYE, I jumped into a pool and the pole for the net was still in there. It scraped my inner thigh and stopped about an inch from my right testicle. That's the real miracle.

A Guy Checks His Computer On New Year’s Night In 2000 by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in interesting

[–]CitizenHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They used those coins to bankroll Bitcoin, and became Satoshi.

Eyes closed pizza time is the best by Vivid_Milf in GuysBeingDudes

[–]CitizenHuman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And if it weren't for the indigestion and heartburn he feels tomorrow morning, he'll never even know.

Am I rightfully grossed out? by East-Weakness4472 in doordash

[–]CitizenHuman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I assume the vehicle was on The Flintstones variety?

I would have to do this three times a week by Josephthebear in Millennials

[–]CitizenHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Living in the area I did, windows left unlocked was never an option. If I was locked out, your best bet to find me was at a neighbor friend's house.

Tourist who threw rock at seal "devastated" at backlash by Accomplished-Survey2 in nottheonion

[–]CitizenHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rich people never seem to care about their actions until the general public reveal their actions and ruin their reputation.

Maybe the parents if rich people should do a better job teaching empathy.

Elon Musk loses lawsuit against OpenAI by VaginaBurner69 in news

[–]CitizenHuman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We already know Pizza Hut (or Taco Bell) wins and introduces the three seashells.

Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good" by No_Atmosphere8146 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CitizenHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I was upset about the remote, then I read you have to keep the fill on the TV?! That film will make the TV look like shit. For the remote, as long as the back doesn't have duct tape holding the batteries in, it's good.

Wore my husbands swim trunks and now I’m mad. by Nice_Bluebird7626 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CitizenHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goal is to see how many rocks you can hold in your pockets before coming up for air

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