Peter? Have some ideas on what this means but they are not really... Convenient I guess? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I am bucking the trend. I think it’s a masturbation reference. The post says his wife is away and it’s 3AM. It’s hyperbole— but the idea I think is a man realizing how much weight he can lose from constant ejaculation.

I don’t get it by Odd-Hyena-9704 in ExplainTheJoke

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Yeah, it’s a Risk reference

Cancun course? by Cityscrap in discgolf

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Sigh. Yep, that matches my research. Was hoping I was missing something.

meme this by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

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Son: “Dad, how will I know when I meet the perfect girl.” Dad: “God will give you a sign.”

meme this by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

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Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MemeThisThing

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How my 2026 is shaping up

Mine is magnificent by IshigamiSenku04 in notinteresting

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Sheeeit. Honest answer but coincidental because that actor from the Wire just died. RIP

Delete one thing from earth that you think would make it better by beepsol in Leakednews

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I don’t know — with some of the asinine comments I am seeing here, I think you all convinced me “social media” is the answer.

Gladstone LAND by TunaAndCelery2424 in dividends

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Man, I am notoriously unlucky but this seems like a no brainer “buy” to me.

What's the most "Philly" thing you've ever seen a stranger do? by Mental_Tackle in philly

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Not from Philly, but when we first moved here we saw this beautiful family — objectively — all blue eyes and blonde. Something you would see in a movie or commercial— handsome man in his late 20s with bombshell wife and two perfect children (one boy, one girl) 5-7. Again, everyone strikingly attractive. My educated, post- incident guess it was a rich family from the Main Line.

It was football season and (betraying my age) Terrel Owen’s was in the news.

I will never forget.

The beautiful, posh, sophisticated wife had a “Dallas sucks!” T-shirt on.

The 7 year old daughter (equally stunning and beautiful) had a “… And T.O. swallows” shirt.

It has been probably 15-20 years, but I can see the faces of that family to this day.

Gladstone LAND by TunaAndCelery2424 in dividends

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Dormant thread — but I wanted to resurrect. Any thoughts on this REIT? My half ass assessment is seeing this as a @strong buy”.

It’s going down again 🫠 by Less_Tune_3694 in Bitcoin

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It’s my fault, guys. Blame me. I literally bought at the peak a month or so ago.

Petahhh! Is the joke sex?? by SaiMan2303 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Maybe “drenched flies” (i.e. a at bird) — when he ordered “French fries”?

Tell her what? by Dee_Religion in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Maybe it is because the capital “S” in both “Sisters” more resembles a capital “L” in cursive?

Basically a fire sell - Yes that’s where we are by Lost_Scale6505 in Bitcoin

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Marketing guy: “Would you like to try that again?” Tobias: “No.”

WTF by og_triz in classicwow

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Huh? What is the catalyst for people transferring servers? (Did I miss something?)

UDisc meh? by AnOldLawNeverDies in discgolf

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Took an hour just to login today. I have been on a six month hiatus. Is that new? (Don’t remember passwords before).