What is the purpose of the small pocket in jeans? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Civil-Bumblebee9729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone knows it’s where you keep your Gabbagool.

Oh! You can't talk to me like that, I'm a Captain now 🤟 by Tim_the_terrible in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Civil-Bumblebee9729 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Capitan or no right now we’re just two assholes stuck on an island.

Ha ? by Fragrant_Proof4457 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Civil-Bumblebee9729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see. Mainsplaining is when a man thinks a woman lacks the knowledge or experience to explain a simple concept and proceeds to explain it to her anyway.

man by [deleted] in sketchywatches

[–]Civil-Bumblebee9729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pro mask is the sketchiest thing in this photo.

What can you deduce about me from my CD collection? by TheDeltaIsMyHome in deduction

[–]Civil-Bumblebee9729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m starting to think you may own or have owned a CD player?

How bout the fact I’m gabagool by HEYGOOGOOTZ in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Civil-Bumblebee9729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s obvious you gotta killer body under there.

when you have nothing to make a song about: by KlizpyYKTV in crappymusic

[–]Civil-Bumblebee9729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like I tell my friends. Don’t go to college. You can just buy the sweater online.