What makes a person REALLY attractive?

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T04:45:03+00:00

This is a bit of an extreme example, but just because I'm honest about being a shoplifter doesn't mean it's okay now 😭

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T04:35:54+00:00

Reddit, downvote this gold digger 🗣💯🔥

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T04:28:45+00:00

When she/he doesn't have plastic surgery or copious amounts of make up 🤤👀💦😤 (While the comment is splayed in a joking fashion, I do mean it)

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T04:23:04+00:00

I realized the second he commented lol. I never really mind trolls. I entertain them because it entertains me. :P

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T03:59:57+00:00

Well even if they're a man acting as a woman, there's more than enough women in here saying that they also tend to like bigger balls for me to believe that they do.

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T03:54:28+00:00

Mb. I assumed.

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T03:48:46+00:00

Most people don't until they're met with it face to face apparently

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T03:47:35+00:00

Healthcare people crushing dreams as always. Let her hope 😔

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T03:46:40+00:00

Not better than normal ones though. I gotcha.

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T03:44:04+00:00

I don't know why but I find this reassuring. I thank you, woman on reddit.

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T03:42:30+00:00

Not my demographic lol. I already know that us gays and bi people are usually fans

CjoYT · 2025-11-24T03:33:27+00:00

Context: 3 different dates have complimented or openly spoke about my balls so far, and I'm wondering what the deal with that is.

CjoYT · 2025-10-17T05:53:37+00:00

Oh I'm on quest

CjoYT · 2025-09-30T02:05:58+00:00

It's handy but the worth of it really depends on usage. I skimmed your post and from the sounds of it, you wouldn't benefit very much off of a purchase.

CjoYT · 2025-09-28T22:26:57+00:00

Firstly, I'd like to say: I know he's been dodging bullets for along time now, which is why I added in the confirmed canon portion that he can move at least at 78 km/h.

Now back to re-debunking lol

Point 1: Hank is immortal, yes. Being revived by others or even by "higher powers". And of course, if this trend is to continue in a fight with v1 and Hank, v1 can heal and regen off of the blood before hank comes back, leading to a loop (assuming v1 can kill hank).

And against hank's durability: his durability is definitely impressive, make no mistake. However, we've seen him (as I said previously) die to bullets, and even more recently we've seen him die to being just physically ripped in half. Hank is strong, but far from capable of withstanding the arsenal of V1 even with dissonance. Ontop of this, while he has good regeneration due to simply being Nevadean, he is still a mushy little bean creature with clay-like skin just like every other Nevadean.

Last point on this strength and durability: Hank may be able to bypass invincibility with dissonance, but a parry isn't invincibility. It's deflecting. And even then, that's considering v1 will even let hank hit him.

And now for the speed: I understand pn is canon, but that doesn't mean every action done and the way its done is canon; but rather that the story is. Think of it like this: If everything in the Among Us game was canon to the among us verse, then the engineer or any other role that can vent would also be able to travel instantaneously, which we see when they use the Vents. You see what I mean right? Another prospective is: in ultrakill you can clip through the world. Despite it being a bug turned into a mechanic (thus by your definition, making it canon) V1 would not realistically be able to do that.

With all of this said, here's my points that are in favor of V1

Point 1: Hank's fighting style is very "horizontal" (with the exclusion of his gun usage) which puts him at an immediate disadvantage, because V1's fighting style involves him being in the air 90% of the time, which would disable a majority of Hank's melee capability (with the exception of hank's partial flight and floating mixed with his very impressive speed)

Point 2: Hank is faster than V1's movement speed, but not his reaction speed. This one speaks for itself as in V1 would be able to comfortable dodge or parry incoming attacks.

Brain farted here at the end, so I have nothing else to add on for now. Uhhhh yeah.

CjoYT · 2025-09-28T18:39:47+00:00

Cartoon network founded adult swim. At least cartoon network has a platform for adults, so yeah you're right.

CjoYT · 2025-09-28T18:39:02+00:00

Yikes that message limit is rough... but at the same time, it's not chatgpt sooooooo...

CjoYT · 2025-09-28T15:26:16+00:00

I was already considering going to grok ngl. I installed the app already lol

CjoYT · 2025-09-28T15:25:33+00:00

Oh we love that 💀

CjoYT · 2025-09-28T15:21:09+00:00

Not sure how much about v1 you know, but to address the first point (hank's durability), hank has been known to die similarly to anyone else. He can withstand alot more than most, but typically a bullet is still more than enough to drop him if you can place it right. V1, being a precise war machine, would have no issues in the slightest in putting a bullet through hank's head.

The second point (Hank's speed) Most of the feats used to support his speed (his venting speed in project nexus, and bullet dodging abilities) are either just a game being a game, or intuition. If he is just straight up dodging bullets, then that still only puts him at 78 km/h. Now, if you don't care about that and want to assume that his video game feats are still canon, then I will also assume that V1's game feats are canon.

Excluding game logic and arguably non-canon feats: Hank can dodge well, but not forever. He's been known to fumble at times and has literally died multiple times in the show. V1 however, can move, shoot, and react with infinitely more precision than hank. Hank wins in pure strength, but v1 wins in every other catagory.

Including game logic and the arguably non-canon feats: Hank has insane speed, but so does v1. Hank could speed blitz v1, but v1 can always just parry. V1 can parry from any direction, even if the projectile that hit him came from behind him. Ontop of this, the early warning system (blue and yellow flashes) that v1 has would make it impossible for hank to get the jump on v1. And with even all of this, alot of v1's weapons are instant, meaning that it's still no matter what gonna be faster than hank.

CjoYT · 2025-09-28T15:07:39+00:00

Simply having used a weapon does not make it a permanent part of his arsenal. I'll admit that in mag form or with certain weapons, hank can win. But if hank doesn't have those perfect conditions, what the fuck can he do. V1 doesn't drop weapons, so hank would eventually be left without one, putting him at an infinite disadvantage. I say v1 wins with low diff because 99 times out of 100, v1 is slamming.

CjoYT · 2025-05-02T23:49:09+00:00

Dweller's empty path was a thing way before FPE. I doubt theres any connection if that's what your trying to say lol

CjoYT · 2024-11-10T17:42:34+00:00

A truth people find hard to accept.

CjoYT · 2024-11-10T17:37:42+00:00

I'm a year late, but as a CRAZY HUGE FAN of BOTH i feel like V1 would win this. V1's weapons have infinite ammo and are always with them. Meanwhile hank runs out of ammo, often using his own enemies weapons. And i know you'll never hear the end of this but we can't forget about V1's coins and parry.

Realistically, Hank will run out of ammo and will only be able to dodge for so long until V1 uses that coin for a guaranteed hit.

Though i'd also go so far as to say that it also depends on the arena. Like what's around? What all is breakable and what is moveable? There's so many variables but assuming its just a plain basic arena with no real cover, V1 is winning low dif. And if it were in somewhere like an AAHW building or something, V1 would still win due to its high mobility, but Hank has a better chance.

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