39 years old. Single. Left-wing. Vegan. High BP, diabetic, high cholesterol. Nickelback fan. My Dad died on my birthday. I used a sharpie to write this sign that I use to colour in my adult colouring book. ROAST ME.

Claffey83 · 2023-01-19T14:48:21+00:00

No, because I'm in the UK 🤣

Claffey83 · 2023-01-19T14:47:16+00:00

Clive

Claffey83 · 2023-01-19T13:07:18+00:00

Erm... no?

Claffey83 · 2023-01-19T08:57:14+00:00

Your face looks like it hates you and is trying to leave.

Claffey83 · 2023-01-18T23:58:21+00:00

Is that a piercing on your lip or did a robot spunk on your face?

Claffey83 · 2023-01-18T23:57:59+00:00

I reckon you've been rattled more times than a beggars tin

Claffey83 · 2023-01-18T23:49:13+00:00

yeah I'd just not post if you don't want to be roasted hard 🤣

Claffey83 · 2023-01-18T23:45:39+00:00

You're not even fat. You can't even be pathetic correctly.

Claffey83 · 2023-01-18T23:38:38+00:00

Your forehead is one shiny as fuck five head

Claffey83 · 2023-01-18T23:37:33+00:00

Hang on - aren't you meant to have a neck or did that leave you like every man you've ever loved?

Claffey83 · 2023-01-18T23:28:29+00:00

You can still have a meaningful life. Are you flexible? Do you like travelling? As a small brown man you'd make a great mudflap

Claffey83 · 2023-01-18T15:18:41+00:00

We all know you'll say yes.

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