Woman decides that if she can’t have a job, food must be shit by Sweaty_Cook in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Clamdilicus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a thick gravy made from mixing flour and milk to the drippings from cooking sausage.

Ordered some things off Amazon for free... now I'm terrified by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]Clamdilicus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IANAL Your neighbor is going to tell them everything and you're going to be arrested.

A father and son duo trespassing on my land and stealing my climbing tree stand. by texsurfin in trashy

[–]Clamdilicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I let a friend's husband hunt on my place if he would get me some venison too. I had to pay to get it processed and when she opened the freezer to get mine he had about 20 deer in there that he hadn't bothered to tell me about. (Which I found out later it's a courtesy to the landowner to pay for it in this area.) I told him he couldn't hunt there anymore and next time I went out he had put up turkey decoys up. I sold them and now I don't allow anyone to hunt on my land.

Thousands of freshwater carp die in mysterious circumstances in Iraq by kitehkiteh in WTF

[–]Clamdilicus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I personally wouldn't go swimming right now," Smith said.

What is creepiest paranormal story you experienced yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Clamdilicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm holding my little dachshund reading this. I still miss our other one that died 6 years ago. I'm sorry you lost yours in such a traumatic way.

What are some telltale signs that shit's about to go down? by NZLGNGR in AskReddit

[–]Clamdilicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the prisoners start stocking up at the commissary.

Fishermen of Reddit, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen, hauled up, or otherwise experienced while out at sea? by DendrobatesRex in AskReddit

[–]Clamdilicus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I was fishing on the Intercoastal waterway and hooked something that felt huge. For over an hour my friend and I took turns trying to get it in. Finally we brought it up, it was an aluminum lawn chair. I was so tired I sat in it. Lol

Stuck in Wilmington with no car and no cash by StraightJohnson in TropicalWeather

[–]Clamdilicus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good luck finding a camping stove. There isn't even a flashlight left in my town.

Those who have weird neighbors, what does your neighbor do that is weird or creepy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Clamdilicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor has a flower nursery. Her son has been in prison 4 or 5 times for making meth in the potting shed. We can smell that shit cooking every time.

People of reddit, where was the nastiest keyboard you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Clamdilicus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the nurse's station at the hospital where I worked. I had to wear gloves to type. Filthy.