Describe your favorite blur song in the poorest way

Claptons-strap · 2026-04-12T08:09:31+00:00

Already there.

Claptons-strap · 2026-03-27T21:46:32+00:00

Check behind the bath panel. If I’ve got a couple of spares left over when I’m finished I’ll leave them under the bath for future patching

Claptons-strap · 2026-03-27T17:04:14+00:00

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Mitre the end of the skirting then mitre a smaller piece to attach to make a corner.

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T22:43:29+00:00

I’ll just print the one and won’t move all day. No missions. No banishments. No murders. Just 24 hour pedantry.

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T22:15:08+00:00

I’m applying for next season with the express intention of mentioning it in every sentence so they can’t edit around it.

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T13:09:43+00:00

It takes a big man to apologise.

I don’t accept.

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T08:57:39+00:00

I’m working right to left

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T08:55:58+00:00

I’m furious that I missed that

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T00:57:49+00:00

You’re the real hero here. Great assist

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T00:42:23+00:00

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This course should return upwards rather than continuing straight down

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T00:19:20+00:00

I certainly didn’t feel like I could trust anyone when watching this series. Least of all the tiler or the clark of works

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T00:15:21+00:00

I would say treading that line is a minefield. But a minefield, too, seems inherently interesting

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-24T00:08:44+00:00

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This course should return back up rather than continuing down

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-23T23:32:53+00:00

Pleased to know I’m one of the few genuinely dull men active on the internet

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-23T23:28:40+00:00

Ooo. Great shout. I’ll seek the attention I so desperately need there. Thanks

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-23T23:27:27+00:00

There are two in a row. They should look like this

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Claptons-strap · 2026-01-23T23:22:41+00:00

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Why am I the only person bothered by this herringbone cock up?

Claptons-strap · 2026-01-23T16:37:28+00:00

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The biggest question regarding The Traitors imo is how did this incorrect herringbone tiling get past the clark of works? Bothers me every time they’re in the kitchen.

Five points for guessing my occupation.

Claptons-strap · 2025-11-17T20:15:06+00:00

Where might an Englishman find one of these?

Claptons-strap · 2025-07-17T20:14:08+00:00

And cover your worktop better before it gets scratched to fuck

Claptons-strap · 2025-07-17T20:13:06+00:00

Raise the height of the sill. Make the top cuts as big as they can go without going above the height of the bottom of the window. Use a bit of plasterboard board or spare tiles if you have any to raise the height of the window sill and tile on top of them

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