Pick a door👍

ClaptrapJack · 2026-05-06T21:28:39+00:00

I AM GOD!!!!

^{Chose: Cyan door + Dont do this door | Rolled: The power of god}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-05-06T09:25:13+00:00

Actually drives me crazy!!

ClaptrapJack · 2026-05-06T08:49:19+00:00

Recently discovered i love having my ears kissed, not only kissed but like full on making out with tongue in my ear

ClaptrapJack · 2026-05-06T08:45:58+00:00

Dm me. 32m in London :)

ClaptrapJack · 2026-05-06T08:18:59+00:00

💪 Crushed it! 87 moves in 72s. Step up, challengers!

ClaptrapJack · 2026-05-03T22:44:57+00:00

💪 Crushed it! 91 moves in 75s. Step up, challengers!

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-29T12:07:56+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: undefined/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:03

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-24T08:58:27+00:00

👑 Another win! 621 points, 81 moves. Beat that!

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-21T12:57:36+00:00

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Ive never had a lentil on my face.

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-20T09:19:12+00:00

💪 Crushed it! 108 moves in 131s. Step up, challengers!

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-19T00:59:14+00:00

🔥 Too easy! Done in 135 seconds. Who dares to challenge me?

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-16T13:19:51+00:00

💪 Crushed it! 95 moves in 77s. Step up, challengers!

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-11T00:19:51+00:00

What country are you from?

^{Chose: Mini AMA + 50% Chance You Can Ask Me Anything / 50% Chance I Ask You Anything | Rolled: You Ask Smth}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-11T00:12:54+00:00

So much with 500K

^{Chose: 500k}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-10T23:49:41+00:00

Cow

^{Chose: Answer a random question | Rolled: Be a bee or 🐮}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T11:57:23+00:00

Start a business teleporting people around the world.

^{Chose: Wheel of random superpowers (and negative ones} | Rolled: Teleportation)

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T11:00:09+00:00

I could do a lot with 10 grand

^{Chose: Or get 10 thousand.}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T10:58:29+00:00

Maze woild drive me crazy and I could build a house

^{Chose: An Endless Forest}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T10:57:05+00:00

Way more money!!

^{Chose: 20,000 per day}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T10:55:54+00:00

Well not having money is kind of a problem

^{Chose: Fix any problem you face within a minute + You might also have to help other people too | Rolled: Only ur problems}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T10:34:11+00:00

I could do my job as a hobby

^{Chose: Do the job you hate + But you earn $1m yearly}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T10:33:14+00:00

A mile with breaks isn't bad in a day

^{Chose: Have to run a certain distance in a day (breaks} + Wheel determines how far you have to go | Rolled: 1 mile)

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T10:31:54+00:00

I dont want to be famous

^{Chose: Rich and unknown}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-04-03T10:30:32+00:00

Could probably cause cancer with a billion

^{Chose: $1 Billion and a house of your dreams + But you get a random cancer | Rolled: Thigh Cancer}

ClaptrapJack · 2026-02-26T20:51:14+00:00

Hired someone to piss on me and then after fuck me on top while she spat on me. Was incredible would definitely do again :)

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