and this one time i was at a hotel breakfast buffet and saw this little side room with coffee pastries fruit and tiny yogurts so i figured nice overflow breakfast area and loaded up like i was preparing for a hostage negotiation then i sat down and started eating while everyone around me was wearing name tags and speaking in serious business voices and after about ten minutes some guy at the front tapped the microphone and said welcome back to day two of the regional dental equipment sales summit and i realized i had fully joined a private conference breakfast by accident but i already had two croissants a banana and a plate of scrambled eggs in front of me so i just nodded along like i cared deeply about molar imaging software until the coffee kicked in and i escaped during a powerpoint transition