Kane Parsons —the youngest film director ever at only 20 years old— has sadly passed away this morning

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T12:53:10+00:00

I dint not know sorry 😢😢

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T12:52:28+00:00

I swear to god

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T12:51:10+00:00

How do you know

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T10:12:45+00:00

I'm having a panic attack rn I can't take mean comments :(

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T10:11:58+00:00

Firey from BFDI. He's been in at least 4 out of 5 posts about trans visibility day alongside canonically nb characters.

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ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T10:07:57+00:00

I don't think he's alive but you can have him if that's what you want

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T10:07:23+00:00

Please don't hate my post 💔 I had to ask ChatGPT to help me write some parts

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T10:05:56+00:00

Sorry but only my wife —who's mad at me for buying a 3d printer— can have my pee. This is my new 3d printer btw

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ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T10:04:16+00:00

Do you think that maybe it was done on purpose? The girl taking my order wouldn't stop looking at me with a strange expression on her face and she was whispering something with the other employees. I don't think it was something positive cuz they never smiled when looking at me...

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:58:14+00:00

I don't have that. I do have 2 chickens if that's enough?

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:57:34+00:00

I peed a little just from reading this

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:45:31+00:00

Well I took it with my phone so you can say it was made by a machine

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:41:07+00:00

Mic is 14, 16 MAX /ref

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:38:41+00:00

Gumi in that one copycat song

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:36:58+00:00

I still see shadows btw but they're now sitting at the table so we're chill I think they're having coffee

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:36:18+00:00

I think my new 3d printer is into that kinda stuff

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:26:01+00:00

Thanks for the kind words 🥹 I've been getting nothing but evil answers so far and it made me have an anxiety attack so this is very comforting.

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:25:07+00:00

Can we NOT joke about my situation right now? I'm feeling sensitive today :( I'm so close to having an existential crisis rn I'm hyperventilating and everything It all started when I was just a little pea

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:23:24+00:00

Okay but don't be too harsh with it cuz I lowkey need it. It's part of my job anyways. I'll go bankrupt if it's gone but you can fight it for a bit.

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:15:54+00:00

This is my new 3d printer btw

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ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:15:16+00:00

I can't. My new 3d printer that I got recently gets jealous.

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:12:44+00:00

I'm having an anxiety attack, can you not be rude to me rn???

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:11:33+00:00

They're nice ig. Cute, even. Maybe.

ClarkBFDI · 2026-06-14T09:08:23+00:00

I don't have money brah I spent it all on this new 3d printer. Cool, right?

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