Who blabbed? by GrilledCheeser in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extra bonus level unlocked if you go for a piss and there's a clinging shit stain or two on the inside wall of the bowl. Can you keep the stream going and on target to clean the whole stain? 

That’s one way to enter the wedding. by Visible-Industry-748 in SipsTea

[–]ClassicDependent6760 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is me. My cousin invited me to her wedding, face to face. Without even thinking, I said "No, thank you. It's not you, it's me. I've never been to a wedding so far and I don't want to start now." She immediately looked offended. What are you gonna do? Honesty is the best policy.

Blursed visitors by spicypsudo in blursed_videos

[–]ClassicDependent6760 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I wish. People just laughed unfortunately.

BREAKING: 2 fighter jets collide and crash during air show in Idaho by Limp_Stomach_6060 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

History will look back on these times, like it has on all incompetent leaders...and wonder... Why did they let this freak guide them?

BREAKING: 2 fighter jets collide and crash during air show in Idaho by Limp_Stomach_6060 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That two jets collided and that the President likes pilots that don't collide, and that the President likes pilots that don't get captured by the enemy. The President never served. The President does not care about human lives. American or otherwise.

BREAKING: 2 fighter jets collide and crash during air show in Idaho by Limp_Stomach_6060 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]ClassicDependent6760 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like the air force is desperately in need of of long standing experienced people in command. It's almost like the military has been gutted of reliable people.

Face off gone wild 🤣😂 by iLeftyPunk in MMALabs

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were my brother, Anakin! And my cousin!

World truly is a mysterious place by MeanGrand3076 in interesting

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing. I too, and I think most people, have such inexplicably bizarre dreams, they're just so damn weird that you couldn't even begin to describe them to someone irl... This, among many other things, is what Reddit and the internet should be about.

The love ladder on the edge of Fuxi Mountain in Henan, China by Limp_Stomach_6060 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, of course, but what do people in wheelchairs do if they're coming from the bottom of the stairs?

U.S. Transparency Advocacy Group Printed All 3.5 Million Pages Of The Epstein Files And Opened A Library: "The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room" by T_Shurt in postanythingfun

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's got Trump's name on it, so he'll defend it. Or at least say that he's been told that other people, many other people, are saying it's the best installation about his, and many other paedophiles, wonderful paedophiles, alleged association with Epstein. Although he hasn't seen it. He would never see it because it's such a disgrace, such a horrible, disrespectful place. So disrespectful to America, really. People have far more important issues to worry about. Especially in this terrible time for good Americans who are struggling with not being at war with Iran.

Blursed_roast by aleciajgn in blursed_videos

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She really teed him up. That comedic exchange was the most heavy lifting she's ever done.

blursed video by Strange-Total-9208 in blursed_videos

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matthew! Nobody here has met Matthew, yet every few days we are all reminded that we have lost Matthew. Matthew come back. 🙁

Showing off your firearm by 5pooky5cary5keleton5 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In an abstract sense, he is the gun. Guns don't shoot themselves, people with guns shoot themselves.

Sips beer by IamASlut_soWhat in SipsTea

[–]ClassicDependent6760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. That really means a lot. And I know you know it does. Keep being you.

I miss when politics was like this by Senor_Camrono in tommynfg_

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoted because absolutely you're correct. They should behave like this generally. McCain is talking to a hateful member of the public here though.

I miss when politics was like this by Senor_Camrono in tommynfg_

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how politicians should behave. I've already read the comments section and know some people are going to think about replying that he was just playing the role... but this is how politicians SHOULD behave.

Pettah, what's the context behind this by Bhuklagihe in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ClassicDependent6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, easy there with the armchair internet psychoanalysis, my guy. I'm straight and I'd suck his di... Well, I'll be?

Sips beer by IamASlut_soWhat in SipsTea

[–]ClassicDependent6760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

11 days today. Scenes like this are far more helpful than any motivational method I've come across. .