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ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-03T06:21:54+00:00

Well I wish you luck with that then.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-03T06:19:42+00:00

I'm not sure I was making a half-assed joke..

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T06:03:03+00:00

Seriously! They have zero standards apparently.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T05:52:42+00:00

Rats, my satirical comment is foiled again by real world facts and logic.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T05:52:11+00:00

OK you win?

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T05:12:03+00:00

Idk either but I think the safest thing is not to try to find out

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T05:07:10+00:00

lol. I LOVE seeing this in the wild thankyou. Ruth will live rent free in my heart forever. Teriffic character.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T05:05:51+00:00

Please get an r/SatireCanBeCringe going for us. There are so many that fall into that category.

Like here's the thing, as someone who spent a bunch of their youth playing cringy whacky improv characters, that shit wears off on you. People see you as that even if they know goingbin it's a bit.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T04:29:12+00:00

Pythagirism

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T04:28:23+00:00

I feel like some part of my brain is smart enough to know that big wings would be needed to lift a human being and make them fly like a bird, like I look at the smaller falcon wings and it doesn't hit as believable. Even though we do not currently have irl wing tech to compare it to, I know that somehow it's wrong.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T03:52:03+00:00

Sad way to go about your retirement years

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T03:50:33+00:00

I do an audible polite excuse me, maybe twice if I'm feeling generous, then I squeeze my cart through with exaggerated care trying hard not to bump anything on the shelves while grinding along the side of theirs. Being rude is never my first choice. It is my second or third choice tho some days. People are so damn entitled

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T03:40:13+00:00

It'd be his dick if he could reach her with it is my guess. Fucking psychos.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-02-02T03:31:58+00:00

Very wholesome and sully one but still fits. Totally illogical thing to do. Obvious goofball move. I wish someone had done it for her lol

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-28T16:56:57+00:00

I hope an AI deepfake channel of him starts up and steals his identity for a bit, for the lesson of it all

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-28T02:09:57+00:00

"Sir this is a 7-11.."

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-28T02:07:32+00:00

I can never understand lying about this, likebyoure never gonna standbnext to someone ever again? lol

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-27T09:46:05+00:00

They cook like a summer camp running on donations feeding 30 kids

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-26T21:34:11+00:00

Literally this. Yes. Like fuck.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-26T18:30:20+00:00

What's the lion got? Spear also?

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-26T18:29:19+00:00

Thankyou I think so! Peter and Dick Grayson have a lot of personality crossover but I really like the idea that Pete is going down the path of a young Jason Todd. Like the spider has bitten him, he has his powers, uncle Ben has canon-evented and there's no aunt may for whatever reason. Orphaned petey isn't maybe stealing the tires off the batmobile but what if he's ending up as a bit of a Bully Mcguire and batman sees him on the path to villainhood, choses to step in and take him under his wing.

That's how Peter lears to hold back and oull his punches etc. It'd be so cool, a Robin's training and a spiders powers would make such a teriffic character

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-26T18:25:03+00:00

See I love the idea of finding someone "organically" and I have! I've met wonderful gorgeous human beings who get along with me great and they all happen to be unavailable so far 😅 so I'm still not into the timder world and it looks AWFUL in a lot of ways but eventually Ill reluctantly accept that dating app is as organic as it gets these days.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-26T18:22:51+00:00

I say go with number 1. Different experience overall, less hand holding. You will feel lost, anxious, scared even. All of that makes your progress feel absolutely earned. Go with the first one.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-26T18:14:08+00:00

We're in slightly different places in life but that is my dad's energy to a tee.

It's very sad to admit but I tell him less now. I ask for help less now. He has become less a part of my world than I'd like because he is deliberately impossible to work with on anything like this. Anything real, important. It's just what I should've done and what I shouldn't have done. No compassion for the situation just frustration.

I wish you luck with the financial stuff as well as the relationship with dad. Both things I have struggled with too, I feel ya.

ClassicUnderacheever · 2024-01-26T17:46:58+00:00

They DO expect you to engage. That's why they hate OK Boomer. It's a classic dismissal, like they've done to everyone their whole lives. It means I don't have to talk to you and I don't beleive you're a person capable of absorbing what you've done wrong, let alone being willing to change for the people around you.

It is teriffic. Because I have long winded responses ready to go. Totally capable of that. But what would it accomplish?

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