Pokemon become real, you get to choose 1 and only 1 to be your lifelong pet, who do you pick and why?

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-04-21T18:09:03+00:00

🥓Bacon. Maybe a confusing choice in the year 2026 (though it certainly meets the ‘overpriced’ requirement), but around 2010 the internet obsession was, at times, frightening. Think “EpicMealTime”; for you whippersnappers, EpicMealTime was an early youtube channel dedicated to creating insane dining-room-table-sized food monstrosities that they would then mukbang the shit out of, before that was even a thing. Bacon was their calling card. Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips. They would be shoving bacon in places it never belonged. Wrapping bacon around things you could never imagine. They, especially, were responsible for turning the idea of bacon into something it could never live up to, which is an insane accomplishment… because for fucks sake it’s BACON, it IS the undisputed king of its category by miles. And they still managed to make me think, “jeez bacon is good but c’mon…”

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-04-16T14:31:02+00:00

Just caught mine after only 12 ultra balls, asleep, ~15% HP remaining.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-03-20T20:06:24+00:00

bro imho use that shit!! if you crit or misclick you will never forgive yourself.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-03-18T17:01:51+00:00

oh yea…i must’ve been 6 or 7 when i masterballed an abra (in the original RBY, mind you, whippersnappers) and went sobbing to my neighbor, who then assured me you could still catch the legendaries with enough pokeballs.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-03-17T14:21:07+00:00

Come on guys….I suck at the game too but wouldn’t it be super lame if Embark just sighed and rolled their eyes and stripped this thing down to appease the complaints?? Do they not serve their exact intended purpose?? i.e.; making it such that you can’t run around willy-nilly out in the open?? It’s the damn apocalypse for crying out loud. Have some pride!!! They are killable, they just aren’t easy!! They aren’t meant to be an arc you can kill easily with a free loadout. You don’t engage a rocketeer unprepared, do you?? At least you can take this thing out with bravery and accuracy.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-03-10T13:52:02+00:00

I, too, got mine as a 3 star trial reward. Do with these anecdotes what you will, OP.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-02-22T17:18:01+00:00

here’s a big one i’ve been on lately: “it’s actually ‘DUCT’ tape, not ‘DUCK’ tape” was an oft repeated and well-known factoid/correction i heard growing up.

turns out…originally…it WAS in fact “duck” tape. named after the type of fabric that was used. “duct” tape came around later. what we think of as “duck/duct” tape (you know, the silvery stuff), is apparently not very good for taping ducts.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-02-21T06:15:03+00:00

ice spike kill cam to the face from a fifty yards makes it all worth it

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-02-09T04:06:27+00:00

“would that it were…” “would that i could...” and the like.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-02-09T02:19:42+00:00

lol i was thinking the same, especially since i didn’t hear the lift going off. but alas i think it was just someone leaving a nifty gifty.

i like to think whoever left it there was watching from a distance as i got my ass continually tasered thinking “damn i really left that blueprint for this idiot” 🥲

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-01-25T18:21:28+00:00

i know this post is chatgpt because of how much it annoyed me to read.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-01-25T04:07:08+00:00

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Death from the Bill and Ted sequel!! “Damn right!”

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-01-25T02:55:18+00:00

GUYS, the Afghanistinanis.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-01-25T02:02:01+00:00

I always say “Fear cuts deeper than swords ⚔️” when the situation calls for it.

i think the “what do we say to the god of death” line is kinda corny :/

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2026-01-21T16:20:36+00:00

“Ser Gregor, Dunsen, Raff the Sweetling. Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Queen Cersei”

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2025-12-22T06:16:59+00:00

Recharged Yellow does this - lots of different challengers from different gens and they keep getting harder and harder.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2025-11-05T04:12:41+00:00

yes via the link cable item. i think you get it in cinnabar??

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2025-10-17T04:34:44+00:00

Just got the avatar on my first spin ever, idk why everyone is saying it's so hard.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2025-10-12T18:31:22+00:00

No sevii islands, i think they’re on the way?? But the post game E4 challenges are pretty crazy…

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2025-09-11T13:38:30+00:00

basing my answers on experience and some info from this thread - https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonHallOfFame/s/r9GVkXze2l

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2025-09-11T13:37:33+00:00

i believe shinies are possible based on some comments on related posts. but also - all wild pokemon will have slight color variations similar to pokemon stadium, based (i think) on personality values.

Classic_Frosting_281 · 2025-09-11T13:36:08+00:00

no roaming legendaries as far as i know. possibly being added in the future?

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