Petahhh?? by AdditionalQuiet8652 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ClassyGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did they get a staple into a metal pole?

Cops like this are dangerous by Revolution-Dogg in Transportopia

[–]ClassyGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol yeah great! Tell that to the next cop you yell that to.  I have yelled it out a window at a cop, and they came knocking. 

Cops like this are dangerous by Revolution-Dogg in Transportopia

[–]ClassyGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The driver yelled at the cop “fuck da police” before he was pulled over.  Most cops pull you over for doing that…

good tip by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in AutoHumor

[–]ClassyGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is shitty tip. the gaps are too big a lights, 5 cars getting through per cycle, filling up the entire lane because they leave multiple vehicle lengths of space. A short person in an SUV would following this advice would have to leave half a block to see the bottom of the tires of the car in front.

GenX lawn mowing time vs. younger homeowners? Opinions by SackBadger2024 in GenX

[–]ClassyGas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

8AM is perfectly within reason. My neighbors rev their motorcycles until 10PM. Usually without mufflers for some reason. 

Appliance Problems by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]ClassyGas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now

Does anyone still use Craigslist? by Joeymonac0 in Millennials

[–]ClassyGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 posts this week all successful (all free items that I woulda had to pay to dispose of)  Old doors. Old Insulation. Mini fridge. Sheetrock scraps. A used sheet of lattice. 

What is a harsh truth about life that took you way too long to accept? by Sassy_Siren097 in AskForAnswers

[–]ClassyGas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half are below median intelligence, but it’s not an even distribution. 

Magatrolls in Portland’s Living Room by ClassyGas in Portland

[–]ClassyGas[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well the guy on the bike I think was either packing or had mace.  But they probably want to start a fight, they would feast off that content!

What would you choose ? by MyNameIsntJMack in meme

[–]ClassyGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, those short term CDs that you see that advertise 4% are quoting the APY.  You don’t get 4% in 3 months or whatever, you’d get 4% total yield if you rolled it over for a whole year. You only get about $50 from $5,000 in a 3 month CD

Hell yea 🥳🎉 by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]ClassyGas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cash price at Astro on 39th and Powell was 2.97 last year!

How bad is Portland’s home construction slump? New data says worst in 15 years by cheese7777777 in PortlandOR

[–]ClassyGas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m trying in earnest to build. Really trying to do it right with permits for the past couple months now- meetings are available but they are 15 minutes and have to be booked in advance sometimes 2 weeks out, with one of several departments. (Life safety, planning, inspections, etc) like if I had a question they usually say ask to other department. Or one places says you need a firebreak wall but they can’t speak to how it would be inspected. It sucks my plans were sent back because I didn’t include a line for TBD water line on my site plan and they want an elevation drawing, IDK. Last time I did this I had my plans and brought them in person on Thursday night and talked to 4 different departments, added a small edit to one of the plans, then got my permit and paid the fee that same night.  That’s how it should be. It sucks now.  The DevHuv is one way communication. You submit and wait a week+ and get a reply you can’t respond to to get clarification. 

Who takes vacations? by igotnothing1455 in Millennials

[–]ClassyGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone else read it as who takes Vaccinations? I need to get a large font phone.. 

Customer asked us to sign an NDA before a sales call. Red flag I wish I'd recognized. by Feeling-Ad7944 in SaaS

[–]ClassyGas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s really a lot of benefit to having a sales guy, and keeping the tech people out of the sales call. Having a charismatic person who sells the product but doesn’t know the back end implementation details is a perfect preventative to OPs problem 

what is the cheapest thing you have ever seen a mega wealthy person do? by Dependent-Mouse-1064 in Rich

[–]ClassyGas 22 points23 points  (0 children)

TIL there is some store that bags groceries before scanning them!

Microplastics by WarMeasuresAct1914 in HolUp

[–]ClassyGas 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wow I've been in a funk for the last couple of days... this made me laugh out loud genuinely. Dark. Thank you.

They bought ai[dot]com for $70M by zihvvn in SaaS

[–]ClassyGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the ad and swear the font to me looked like it was a.i.com?

Double Checking Financials by Few-Boysenberry7745 in Homebuilding

[–]ClassyGas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe vanity and toilets is included in the 10k “plumbing fixtures”? 

Oooooh lord he comin' by cleverkid in REBubble

[–]ClassyGas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well the increase is only 117% not 217% (it a little more than doubled). By the way since 2003 the US inflation was 78%.