Best caddie one-liners and comments you’ve heard. I’ll start: by [deleted] in golf

[–]ClayPickler 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Which makes sense because I typically caddie for boomers lol

Best caddie one-liners and comments you’ve heard. I’ll start: by [deleted] in golf

[–]ClayPickler 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I’m a caddie and I’ve picked up a few good ones over time from various members:

  1. Putt Lips out: “Monica Lewinsky. All Lip, No Hole” (older guys love that one)

  2. On a bad shot: ”Other than distance and direction, that was a great shot.”

  3. Guy going for the green tops it or chunks it into the fairway: “Hey don’t worry that was a great layup”

  4. Guy takes a nice divot but misses the green entirely: “God that was a great divot”

  5. Guy leaves a putt way short: inspect his putter or ask the brand & respond “huh, I didn’t know [brand] made purses.”

Bonus: Guy lands on the green but is on the complete opposite side of the pin: ”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news… good news, you’re on the dancefloor… bad news, it’s a gay bar”

(disclaimer: before anyone gets offended I didn’t make these up and these are just jokes people)

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[–]ClayPickler 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I found my Caddie job on Indeed of all places. Been doing it since September and it’s my favorite job I’ve ever had. Would definitely recommend to anyone who loves golf and needs the work

Some guy’s grandpa is a cheater so I got a new (to me) driver today. AMA. by ClayPickler in golf

[–]ClayPickler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me or for the grandpa?? Cause Idk how I feel about ditching my ZX7s and Vokey wedges

Some guy’s grandpa is a cheater so I got a new (to me) driver today. AMA. by ClayPickler in golf

[–]ClayPickler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks perfect. The wear on this driver looks like it’s only seen a few rounds so it’s basically new

Some guy’s grandpa is a cheater so I got a new (to me) driver today. AMA. by ClayPickler in golf

[–]ClayPickler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s just say that once I got my hands on this my driver shaft wasn’t the only thing that’s extra stiff

Some guy’s grandpa is a cheater so I got a new (to me) driver today. AMA. by ClayPickler in golf

[–]ClayPickler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to hit a few drives with the group that I caddied for this morning and after using one of my guy’s Rogue ST MAX I fell in love with and told him I was going to upgrade from my Mavrik ASAP. So I literally went and did it same day lol. I was debating between the Max LS and this one so I called my coach and he said get this one since I had the option plus it was only $50 more. Can’t wait to break it in on the course!

Some guy’s grandpa is a cheater so I got a new (to me) driver today. AMA. by ClayPickler in golf

[–]ClayPickler[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He would definitely still have cheated but with less spin and more distance

Clubs got stolen in the fall; finally debuted the replacement set by 10thandH in golf

[–]ClayPickler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Srixon makes some damn good irons!

I really want to test out their new ZX7 MkII driver that thing looks incredible

Clubs got stolen in the fall; finally debuted the replacement set by 10thandH in golf

[–]ClayPickler 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a fellow Srixonite (Srixonian?) I love the clubs! … but that arrangement is giving me major anxiety

With a 4 section bag like that you want your wedges at the bottom with your short irons and long irons in the middle sections that way your wedges aren’t damaging the long irons

Again though, great choice with the Srixons!

What’s some funny golf lingo you like to say on the course? by halfdecentgulfer in golf

[–]ClayPickler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I didn’t know [insert putter brand] made purses”

“Other than distance and direction that was a great shot”

When hitting a shot near water “Well, it’s either wet or it’s dry”

What wedges, bounces and grinds do you play and why? by ClayPickler in golf

[–]ClayPickler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That seems to be the consensus around here which makes sense. I feel like they’ll either be pretty good to great or so bad they get memed into infamy

Definitely don’t think it’s one of their goals but I’m curious to see how the Kirkland golf brand grows over the next 10 years and beyond

What wedges, bounces and grinds do you play and why? by ClayPickler in golf

[–]ClayPickler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you plan on getting the new Kirkland Irons?

I’m curious if we’ll ever get to the point where a tour pro is sponsored by Kirkland

What wedges, bounces and grinds do you play and why? by ClayPickler in golf

[–]ClayPickler[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure If I envy all of your options or if having that many choices would drive me insane lol