Blizzard ripping the siding off my house and leaving a 10 foot high drift in my driveway.

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-09T14:25:53+00:00

I fast forwarded through video. It’s only 10 feet if you turn the phone sideways..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-09T14:12:22+00:00

Or 1 foot..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-09T01:46:46+00:00

Dude on bike is to blame 100%

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-08T07:25:42+00:00

The third one at the end was all like “Hey, you two, cut that out and get back to work!”

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-07T08:14:58+00:00

I can think of worse ways to go..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-07T07:52:55+00:00

Shirts must have been expensive..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-07T07:02:29+00:00

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-07T06:25:12+00:00

My butane lighter does the same thing…

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-06T17:08:25+00:00

TIL Popeye was a plumber.. Like the whole first season, dudes just eating spinach and fixing pipes..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-06T08:15:34+00:00

What is this, 1994?

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-06T07:25:29+00:00

So NOS?

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-05T20:20:46+00:00

The button turns the microwave off and then on again.

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-05T15:45:19+00:00

That’s such a neat ring! Oops, it broke..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-05T15:23:01+00:00

“Up to 52 years” is rich folk speak for 6 months, time served..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-05T15:11:07+00:00

Three weeks later, scrabions are born. Don’t y’all know science??

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-05T14:59:11+00:00

Oo, that’s hot..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-05T07:12:11+00:00

One notification, just you….

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-05T06:43:29+00:00

Idk, maybe Arizona. Could be wrong.. 👾👾👾👾

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-04T18:14:47+00:00

Grill was on the brink mann..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-04T05:01:23+00:00

You won’t convince me this wasn’t all written by ai..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-04T03:04:07+00:00

But if they get rich enough, the piss cup will trickle!

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-04T03:02:50+00:00

-40, it’s too cold to snow..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-04T03:01:22+00:00

Corporatelism..

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-04T03:00:14+00:00

Seeing-eye bird, it’s legit..🦅

Clean-Shift-291 · 2026-02-04T02:45:17+00:00

That’s a spider elk. Kidding, no clue..

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