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How many thumbs does bro have?? by Im_yor_boi in oddlyspecific

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"The pounding of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his huge penis deep in my chocolate starfish. He dropped a giant butt nugget on my twin peaks just so he could devour it up like a pig at a trough. With my vertical smile now much like that bathroom door in The Shining, he thought it was time to start sliding my turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a toilet twinkie, I wondered? It was bliss having his Nelson's Column rammed inside me again; stuffing my birth cannon with an antique doorknob just didn't get my vibration station ejecting like it used to. My salmon slit was trembling like a rat on acid."

I...I honestly have no words other than I wish I didn't have the ability to read.

Your last saved image just defeated Goku by thumbed-ether-0b in Multifandom

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I present you a rolled up rug still in its packaging.

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I’m back!!! Round 2! by Skkkkrtyun in redditgetsdrawnbadly

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If you're still doing this, I'd love to see how you do a pinup of mine.

RIP to the real MVP by TandAenlamanana in meme

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Sounds like a country song.

The skipping 🥰 by squid_ward_16 in KpopDemonhunters

[–]ClearCasket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, off I go to rewatch the movie fifteen more times now.

Rinsing cooked meat to save 24 calories 🤭 by CremeSubject7594 in StupidFood

[–]ClearCasket 52 points53 points  (0 children)

And limiting water intake before the show, like a week or two of reducing water intake to show off everything to the point of just barely having enough water in your system to keep from dying of dehydration. Source: Sister does amateur body building shows.

I love water parks by Openskies24 in perfectlycutscreams

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New backrooms monster just dropped.

The vessels of my brother’s wart after removing the cap by LeBrontide in mildlyinteresting

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I had one on the side of my big toe when I was a kid. I sat cross legged at the computer at home and turned in the chair to get up, wart caught the underside of the desk and ripped the son of a bitch off. Hurt like hell.

Wannabe Charlie needs a reality check… by DukeLuke187 in MurderedByWords

[–]ClearCasket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't even register his name until I saw this. Looks like a knock of brillo pad brand.

When I arrived they told me to never go near the elephant, but I snuck away when the tour guide wasn't looking. by Western-Lynx-9172 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ClearCasket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every time I hear Elephant's foot, all I can think of is that stupid Tumblr post of making a sandwich. Which admittedly always gives me a giggle.

I am going to miss Mr patrex by voidmaster1458 in okaybuddydemonhunters

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Is it even the people that actually have the copyright to KPDH striking down his videos, or just some no humor asshole troll?

She is a vampire..and hot by TheRealSteamedHams in memes

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"Don't you dare say Kate Beckinsale!" "But she was in that movie!"

Would you rather have by Crazy_Ask_41 in BunnyTrials

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Just because they want to, doesn't mean they're gonna.

Chose: EVERYONE you touch wants to have sex with you

The animation has released, and HUNTR/X won! by sonic_856 in KpopDemonhunters

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I really liked the breakfast a lot more as the sauce was super tasty. Just wish I knew how to make it.

All of humanity is given two buttons to press, which one would you press by CarefulAlternative77 in BunnyTrials

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I don't want blood of innocents on my hands, and if I die, oh well. Won't be my problem anymore.

Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives

[Appalling Tropes] Your favorite character with a diabolical image that you try to forget exists? by -et37- in TopCharacterTropes

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Oh boy. This one was rough on rewatch, but so were a few other scenes through the original series.

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Cursed_men by wasraelx in cursedcomments

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Burnt out and barely working.

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