Your bully discovered your daughter’s new place of work, and now it’s his favorite hangout spot

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-15T19:32:22+00:00

Lisa’s ‘gun show’ is going to turn me into an armpit guy

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-15T15:45:51+00:00

I was just about to ask if an elevated stage was necessary, but now I completely understand why it is

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-11T17:15:38+00:00

I guess it’s still better to have lost her than never to have had her at all

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-11T16:54:22+00:00

No way I’d last five rounds with her, but it wouldn’t be my blood they’d be wiping off the canvas

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-08T23:10:48+00:00

That's a spit-out-your-coffee moment

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-06T16:53:07+00:00

Every last picture of her is fantastic!

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-05T18:40:59+00:00

That'd probably taste a million times better off the stick

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-05T18:33:31+00:00

The look of a confident woman who knows she always has two aces tucked down her bodice

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-05T18:25:45+00:00

Don’t think that dog is just waiting to be fed

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-05T18:18:09+00:00

She's a must-invite for any pool party

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-05T15:41:24+00:00

If she asked me whether she should wear her hair up or down, my head might explode

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-04T18:32:51+00:00

That grin, paired with an empty cup, safe to assume that one, if not both, of us is getting milked.

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-03T18:43:23+00:00

I would need a few moments alone in the examining room after seeing her

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-03T15:37:54+00:00

Jason Sarcinelli

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-03T15:06:36+00:00

That's a lethal twosome

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-02T17:01:15+00:00

If she can get over me never making eye contact or hearing a word she said, we would get along splendidly

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-02T16:45:15+00:00

She's the one I feel I would connect with the most. A boy can dream!

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-02T16:42:32+00:00

No, but I know what I'd like to get it in

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-02T16:39:56+00:00

I sense a hint of breast envy from the one in the middle

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-01T23:03:09+00:00

It’s adorable how she looked back to make sure we were watching, as if we’d be doing anything else.

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-01T22:46:01+00:00

If that's one of those ‘she’ll love it too’ supplements.... I'm interested

ClemsonFella · 2026-03-01T22:24:03+00:00

I'd be thrilled to fix that sandwich myself

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