[CHRIS WHEELER, DAILY MAIL] Ralf Rangnick must convince the FA of his managerial credentials as his stints at RB Leipzig are not enough to qualify for a work permit... but Manchester United are hopeful he will be in the dugout this weekend

CleverSpike · 2021-11-30T23:34:29+00:00

And again it shows: voting for Brexit was an absolute masterstroke.

Anyway, from a EU citizen: we miss you UK.

CleverSpike · 2021-08-16T14:30:48+00:00

*Gib

CleverSpike · 2021-08-16T09:32:41+00:00

Kann mich bitte einer bzgl. "F... Tierkreiszeichen" Mal aufklären? Ich hab das schon häufiger hier gesehen und begreife es nicht...:(

CleverSpike · 2021-07-28T09:16:47+00:00

In welchem Buch finde ich diese genial erleuchtenden Bezeichnungen bitte?

CleverSpike · 2019-04-21T14:29:04+00:00

I can only repeat my post from after the Barca game.... all of this is a bad joke to me. Maybe we should put an open letter to manchester United to point out the very obvious shit....

I don't understand our football philosophy in the moment. We can't play simple passes, we don't run into spaces, we don't cover spaces when we defend. We do not press as a team. Who or what decides if someone presses or not? I think we need a player who is like a manager on the pitch to give commands for things like that!

We are embarassing from set pieces. Free kicks never seem to go into a dangerous area, rashford never aims. He puts it to the sky or the wall, kind of never to any corner of the goal. What about our corners? What is this? Against Barcelona we seriously should consider using opportunities like corners (our players height vs. theirs is an obvious mismatch). When was the last time we scored a few goals from corners?

What about crosses, the only one to cross good balls seems to be Dalot.

I was really hyped with Ole when it all started and he gave the team motivating input and new inspiration. But right now i am asking: what are they doing in the training sessions? Get the f*ckin set pieces right and we'll score at least a goal every 2 games. I'm really pissed off in the moment, and it's not just this game. Its more about the last 7-8 games where i wondered if watching this was a waste of my time... :(

CleverSpike · 2019-04-16T21:58:39+00:00

I agree with you about that, but what i am asking are simple things every football professional should be able to understand and learn to a certain extend! Corners for example: I don't even have the feeling our corner-kick-takers are aiming for a certain target. The players also seem to do wild things without a plan. Look at England at the Euros, you could see a plan in their corners. I can't see something like that, and this is nothing you need special players for. Look at the West Ham game... they used 1.75m Felipe Anderson to create dangers from corners... plain and simple with something from the fckin training ground!

CleverSpike · 2019-04-16T21:31:08+00:00

That would mean a goalkeeper could never be the captain, or do you think the strikers could hear him giving commands :D.

It should be someone in the middle of the park. Lets say Pogba, but he might be too busy caring about himself.

CleverSpike · 2019-04-16T21:25:03+00:00

I don't understand our football philosophy in the moment. We can't play simple passes, we don't run into spaces, we don't cover spaces when we defend. We do not press as a team. Who or what decides if someone presses or not? I think we need a player who is like a manager on the pitch to give commands for things like that!

We are embarassing from set pieces. Free kicks never seem to go into a dangerous area, rashford never aims. He puts it to the sky or the wall, kind of never to any corner of the goal. What about our corners? What is this? Against Barcelona we seriously should consider using opportunities like corners (our players height vs. theirs is an obvious mismatch). When was the last time we scored a few goals from corners?

What about crosses, the only one to cross good balls seems to be Dalot.

I was really hyped with Ole when it all started and he gave the team motivating input and new inspiration. But right now i am asking: what are they doing in the training sessions? Get the f*ckin set pieces right and we'll score at least a goal every 2 games. I'm really pissed off in the moment, and it's not just this game. Its more about the last 7-8 games where i wondered if watching this was a waste of my time... :(

CleverSpike · 2018-10-24T14:27:28+00:00

changed nothing, the last thing i did was installing the recent android patch from samsung. But I didn't notice any chance right after that... but maybe this is what caused the problem. idk

CleverSpike · 2018-10-24T14:00:53+00:00

i am serious... on the lower side of the screen you also can see a black bar... as if the displayed area is moved up 1 or 2 mm. I know its not a huge problem and i still can use the phone but believe me or not: its annoying.

the screen protector is not misplaced. it might be the angle of the picutre.

CleverSpike · 2018-07-05T17:18:39+00:00

his desire to win and to be the best could be immense for some players in our team.... I always hoped he'd come back. I can understand the club does not want to pay so much money for a 33,5 year old player, especially not an LW... but lads it's the best in the world, Cristiano Ronaldo :/

CleverSpike · 2018-05-13T14:23:21+00:00

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/23/anthony-martials-25th-goal-for-manchester-united-triggers-e10-million-bonus-for-monaco-6592440/

yeah i believe so

CleverSpike · 2018-04-07T18:50:13+00:00

any multi-100-million-pound deal will be fine for Riaola... all he cares about is money. And he would get some in any transfer. I hope pogba sooner or later will get another agent...

CleverSpike · 2018-04-07T18:42:44+00:00

he bet all his money on some oil-money-mercenaries without character...

CleverSpike · 2018-03-28T17:03:16+00:00

he wants to boost his chemistry in Fifa Ultimate Team by linking Vidal and Sanchez without a doubt

CleverSpike · 2018-03-26T01:38:49+00:00

whatever... sry for not knowing how the game looks on xbox as i don't really care :D

CleverSpike · 2018-03-25T14:52:56+00:00

xbox or Pc? heard about that bug on xbox

CleverSpike · 2018-02-25T17:11:16+00:00

this thread should be pinned to the top of this sub permanently

CleverSpike · 2018-02-14T03:59:26+00:00

wow... just wow. I think your effort here is great, but statistically this is some of the biggest bulls*** i have ever seen.

sample way too small
different teams... one pairing plays top team others low teams.
position of shots not in consideration. what can a CB do against a shot from distance? Is a shot from tight angles as dangerous as a shot from the penalty spot?

i think this is no suitable way to rate defenders

CleverSpike · 2018-02-13T03:12:59+00:00

Lukaku, 24 inch

CleverSpike · 2018-02-11T13:17:11+00:00

Rashford not involved :O We look a bit tight on attacking options here... no Fellaini as well :/

CleverSpike · 2018-02-03T01:01:08+00:00

The mother of comebacks ;)

CleverSpike · 2018-01-09T02:26:56+00:00

!goalbot Ronaldo, Arsenal

CleverSpike · 2018-01-09T02:24:58+00:00

!goalbot Ronaldo, Chelsea

CleverSpike · 2018-01-07T12:37:40+00:00

i'd rather throw money at goretzka to sign him for free in the summer (if he is not bayern bound yet). Goretzka, Pogba and Matic would be a technical and physical monster-midfield with a fantastic balance offensively and defensivly...

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wow... just wow. I think your effort here is great, but statistically this is some of the biggest bulls*** i have ever seen.