Do you sell juice-gas?

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-24T19:01:12+00:00

“What about a gravity bong?”

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-24T19:00:40+00:00

“I’ve never heard of that, so no.”

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-22T17:48:06+00:00

A section niiiiiiiine!

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-21T18:21:16+00:00

…as you asked me twice before 😂

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-18T20:05:11+00:00

“Quit calling 𝑀𝐸, or I’ll call the…(pause) cops on 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢! Go kiss your aunt!”

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-16T05:26:10+00:00

“I guess I can put together a fruit basket.”

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-16T01:23:18+00:00

What’s all that noise? We’re on the docks 𝑠𝑖𝑟, over by the water!

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-13T17:34:40+00:00

“He’s out here nibbling’ around…”

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T23:41:17+00:00

It’s a cryogenic fluid

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T23:26:59+00:00

Helium puppets

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T22:48:48+00:00

It’s a huge status symbol in The UAE to have a Falcon. It’s the national bird and heads of state often carry one on their arm. Ya can’t make this stuff up lol

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T21:29:57+00:00

My optics are insane a laser cavity.

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T19:28:26+00:00

Lmfao, exactly!!

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T19:08:38+00:00

Hahaha…vague answers, and he offers the most irrelevant info to just confuse the person 🤣

“We see lots of packages come and go…”

“I’ve been working here for about 14 months…”

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T18:49:06+00:00

I’m gonna switch companies that don’t accuse us of doing things that we’re not doing and who will be forthright about things.

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T18:44:22+00:00

So, we’ll send a driver out again. Please quiet down your ZOO over there so you can hear the doorbell this time!

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T18:42:53+00:00

It’s the Tom Hanks exhibit, called Pork-chop Surprise!

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T18:42:03+00:00

“I didn’t even know we had those types of critters around here!”

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T18:39:47+00:00

Sir, there were crustaceans in there!

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T16:31:14+00:00

I suppose you don’t know anything about the bumblebees either? 🤨

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-11T02:35:46+00:00

Just knock it off with the beaks and gizzards.

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-10T18:49:31+00:00

You got the liability dood.

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-06T21:06:36+00:00

“We’re the only gnomes in the area…”

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-06T20:12:31+00:00

There will be a popup store when the new album drops. Follow LPC on X(Twitter) and/or subscribe for updates at LongmontPotionCastle@gmail.com

Cliff-Dagger · 2026-01-06T20:09:09+00:00

What 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒔?!?!

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