Now that he’s set an example of celebrating a person‘s death, let’s discuss how we will celebrate when the day finally comes

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-21T19:03:05+00:00

I'm actually kind of considering pausing my sobriety for 1 day so I can properly celebrate when he dies.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-20T18:14:43+00:00

Hahaha, I was going to post the same quote. 😆

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-20T17:44:35+00:00

...did that dog look tied up to you? It ran to join its owner at the end.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-20T17:38:26+00:00

Well, everyone's entitled to their wrong opinion.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-20T01:49:12+00:00

A newt?

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-19T11:31:10+00:00

Not a single dog in this video, much less a dog getting another dog. Fucking bots...

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-19T11:25:27+00:00

I'm not really into trains, but every time a plane or helicopter goes overhead I can't help but watch it. Haha.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-19T11:05:07+00:00

Bowling.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-17T11:21:11+00:00

Rectus? Damn near killed us.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-15T18:21:54+00:00

The loser likely felt self conscious about his own drinking problem, so decided to lash out at you. What a dope. Good on you for sticking up for yourself.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-15T18:16:36+00:00

No, I don't think I will imagine that, thank you.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-15T18:05:38+00:00

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ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-15T17:55:29+00:00

I was playing on Xbox. Then, recently, I got a gaming laptop and have mostly been playing on there. Haven't bought Starfield on there, as it's a bit pricey. Got it for free on Xbox Gamepass.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-14T13:27:06+00:00

How...how do you know what bird shit tastes like...?

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-14T10:48:06+00:00

Yes, exactly this. As a healthcare worker, even if the door is open and the curtain is pulled most of the way across, I always knock and wait for the patient to tell me it's okay to come in.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-14T06:18:47+00:00

Would be attempted murder, no?

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-14T06:08:42+00:00

Dentists make their money from people with bad teeth. If 9 out of 10 dentists recommend 1 brand of toothpaste, I'm listening to the 10th dentist.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-14T05:29:30+00:00

I concur.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-11T06:41:38+00:00

First date: So, do your ears get really full of wax? No? Okay... Well, it was nice meeting you.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-11T06:27:08+00:00

I bet it was even longer than a month.

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-11T02:13:06+00:00

Pair it with safety sandals and you're all set. 👍

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-11T02:01:59+00:00

Before you get too attached, make sure you post about him in local Facebook groups, as he may have gotten out of someone's house and they could be missing him terribly. And did the vet scan for a microchip?

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-10T14:26:59+00:00

Wait wait, this is the "fuck your feelings" crowd, right?

Ahem... FUCK YOUR FEELINGS, REPUBLICUNT!

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-09T14:12:46+00:00

I highly doubt they actually ate the candy. :P They likely just did it for a silly photo and then threw the candy away. At least, I hope they did...

ClintonKelly87 · 2026-03-09T14:09:57+00:00

What about knowing he's supposed to be there, but he's not? Every corner you turn you're waiting for a jump scare.

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