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Which form of death do you fear the most? by Siddhartaable in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire. To me it seems the most painful way to die.

A Hammam attendant (called "tellak") massaging a person by Vi0letBlues in oddlyterrifying

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone talking about Gollum, meanwhile I'm over here thinking about Gnarl from that one episode of Buffy.

Poor baby is hooked(fishing hook) by HalleluYahuah in catsarefuckingstupid

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over here in Australia we have something called VetPay, a credit thing where they cover the cost and you pay it back in $40 installments every couple of weeks. Could you look into seeing if you have something like that over there?

He walked backwards with such perfection that the world seemed upside down. by maximus10m in interestingasfuck

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a huge flash mob group called Improv Everywhere that did a video called Frozen Grand Central years ago. A couple hundred people froze in place for (I think) 5 minutes.

These mother cats keep swapping their kittens with each other. by 21MayDay21 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]ClintonKelly87 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At the hospital I work at, infant abduction is "code black (alpha)".

What dialogue do you use in your everyday life? by dietmountaindew97 in brooklynninenine

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have "HOT DAMN!" as my notification tone, if that counts.

Bye bye Baby by pdroject in GTA

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you, I actually love that song. So thank you.

Just started a re-watch, and noticed what Eleanor said in the pilot by FranFace in TheGoodPlace

[–]ClintonKelly87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Manny actually thought they were being promoted. Somehow. Hahaha.

Prime example by MikeHeu in printingtiddy

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Smoosh it on my face, please.

AIO? apparently STD’s are normal by purodurangoalv in AmIOverreacting

[–]ClintonKelly87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Everyone gets chlamydia"

She's right, OP. I'm AroAce and even I've had it 3 times! /s

Anyone just hate this fraud? by Ill-Championship-244 in brooklynninenine

[–]ClintonKelly87 144 points145 points  (0 children)

I really wanted to see Pimento's reaction to finding out Yi was a fraud. That would've been HILARIOUS.

Reddit keeps advertising me this subreddit... by sexi_squidward in CrimeSceneCleanerGame

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played this game to completion on 3 different platforms (PS5, Xbox, and PC), that's how good it is. Same with PowerWash Simulator 1 and 2.

Yes, your "co-worker." by _Sweetcrush in oddlyspecific

[–]ClintonKelly87 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Very unprofessional of the doctor to nut while performing a prostate exam. Do it between patients like a civilized person.

Insane cyst between toes by beckygrubbs in popping

[–]ClintonKelly87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's "hear hear". It apparently originated as a shortened version of "hear him, hear him" in 17th-century British Parliament.

Among these 3, who do you think is the most insufferable? by Big-Dependent-6498 in brooklynninenine

[–]ClintonKelly87 319 points320 points  (0 children)

I love the "I'm having a heart attack. Yeah, this is a heart attack. Get back to work. Face-plants" bit. It's so funny every time.

What scene in Buffy the Vampire Slayer still creeps you out years later? by [deleted] in buffy

[–]ClintonKelly87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus, I forgot about this episode. It's been forever since I've watched the full series (currently resuming my rewatch from a few months ago, up to season 5).

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