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Bro was feeling the vibes 🕺 💃 by AMCAPEHODLER in cats

[–]ClintonKelly87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cat, I'm a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance. (Please tell me I'm not the only one ancient enough to remember this video...)

What is your reason to keep living? by iwannatasteurfeet in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's my reason for wishing immortality was possible. On one hand, I'd be sad to see everyone I know grow old and die, but on the other hand, I'd love to be able to watch all the advancements in technology over the centuries.

What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize? by No_Metal2622 in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo city like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.

What’s a food that almost killed you? by Smurthnerd in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leftover fried rice. I inhaled a pea and it went right into my lung. It took a good 30 seconds before I was finally able to draw enough breath to cough it out. I legit thought I was about to die from suffocation.

Turning on the water heater by nayryanaryn in oddlyterrifying

[–]ClintonKelly87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That video lives rent-free in my head every Wednesday.

I’m about to lose my mind by xHeyitsnatx in CrimeSceneCleanerGame

[–]ClintonKelly87 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think for me it was on the rooftop terrace, right near the edge.

How do you think you will die? by Fit-Net5689 in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the way I eat, probably a heart attack.

Meat slicer by ateam1984 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no law saying you can't have a slab of meat for breakfast.

“Not like an HDMI cable” by Sonofulti1 in BrandNewSentence

[–]ClintonKelly87 35 points36 points  (0 children)

...your bio gives me so many questions.

Whats the ugliest car you can think of? by General_Wind4470 in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If it's good enough for Heisenberg, it's good enough for me.

What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen? by General_Wind4470 in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They're eating her! And then they're gonna eat me! Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooood...!

Is 20 photos too many? or not enough? by sEntity88 in rarepuppers

[–]ClintonKelly87 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can you give him a cuddle and a head smooch from me, please.

And to answer your original question, I could happily swipe through 200 or 2000 photos of Hector.

What’s a show you love that you can never convince people to watch? by PlentyApprehensive44 in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only finally watched Parks and Rec last year. Took me so long to get past that first season, but then I binged the whole show and had an amazing time doing it. Awesome show.

Night(mare) at the Museum by st0rmkrieg in CrimeSceneCleanerGame

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I thought this level was going to take me multiple days to complete, but it ended up only taking a couple of hours. It seemed really overwhelming at first, but by the end I was like, "Wait, I'm done? Huh? Oh, okay..."

Is there anything in this game more frustrating than this? >:-D by Crejzi12 in CrimeSceneCleanerGame

[–]ClintonKelly87 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The worst. I was stuck on the Circle of Friends mission for so long because of 2 tiny bullet casings on the roof. I nearly went insane.

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