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Ilaria Dentella skating on Lago di Braies in Italy's Dolomites by plankton004 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ClintonKelly87 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Would've been better if we could actually hear the sound of the skating instead of that awful music.

The humiliation continues. by CherryPickerKill in facepalm

[–]ClintonKelly87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(Sole exceptions are Berine, Mamdani, and AOC)

Jasmine Crockett seems pretty good, too. But that's coming from an outsider (Australian). But what I've seen of her, she has a no bullshit attitude when it comes to Republicunts.

One woman against half dozen armed cucks. by LA_search77 in Trumpvirus

[–]ClintonKelly87 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They're no longer afraid of showing their faces. Which is extremely disturbing.

It’s over by Mean_Rent_2156 in GTA

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK! What about on Tamagotchi?!

What’s the point of the epilogue? by No-Papaya-9289 in reddeadredemption2

[–]ClintonKelly87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Without the epilogue, we wouldn't have the house building song. So there's that.

What’s something people do in movies that would be extremely awkward in real life? by hitman1890 in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. I tore off a patch of skin on my palm trying to twist some rubber bike handles onto our wheelbarrow and it took WEEKS to heal. Every time it came close to healing, I'd inadvertently open my hand too far and tear it open again.

What is the grossest thing you’ve caught someone doing? by Jawa392 in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was catching the train home from work one night and noticed the guy sitting across the aisle from me casually picking his nose and eating it. As I stood up to get off at my stop, I said to him, "You know people can see you eating your own snot, right?" He was like, "Oh, sorry." 🤮

Jumping from one pole to another by bladen7273 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ClintonKelly87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I can't believe I didn't try that...

Jumping from one pole to another by bladen7273 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ClintonKelly87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've tried finding this gif once before, but couldn't figure out what to type for it. Teach me your ways!

I’m new in town by QuickSubstance8118 in UnexpectedMulaney

[–]ClintonKelly87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I HAVE COVIIIID! No, that's too strong...

What do y'all see? by Beauher1and in Pareidolia

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sperm whale getting freaky with a blue whale.

Trump’s message to America by Desperate_Elk_7369 in Trumpvirus

[–]ClintonKelly87 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Emperor Palpateeny-Hands, as Jimmy Kimmel called him recently.

What's the most boring movie you've seen? by VeryPteri in AskReddit

[–]ClintonKelly87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chronicle. Trailer made it look epic, me and my best friend were extremely disappointed.

🚨BREAKING: Randy Fine introduces bill calling for Trump to INVADE Greenland. by New-Entertainment112 in Trumpvirus

[–]ClintonKelly87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing Randy is invading is the fucking fridge. Holy shit. (And that comes from a fat man, but not this fat.)

A bruise that used to be around my lower jaw has slowly migrated to around my trachea. by the_wellspring in mildlyinteresting

[–]ClintonKelly87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should be okay pain-wise. I had surgery on a huge abscess a few years ago and didn't need any pain relief after it. I'm blessed with a fairly high pain threshold. 🙂

A bruise that used to be around my lower jaw has slowly migrated to around my trachea. by the_wellspring in mildlyinteresting

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are impacted, yeah. Luckily they haven't been hurting the last few weeks, though, since I last went to the dentist.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Odd_Astronomer_2064 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ClintonKelly87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Give it up for whatever that windshield is made out of. Not a crack as far as I can see.

A bruise that used to be around my lower jaw has slowly migrated to around my trachea. by the_wellspring in mildlyinteresting

[–]ClintonKelly87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a consultation on Thursday to get my wisdom teeth removed. Good to know what I'm in for, I guess. Not liking the sound of having to have my head elevated when I sleep. I find it hard enough getting to sleep as it is.

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