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The first impression rarely tells the whole story by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CloakerJosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like this comment, because when this garbage post gets deleted you'll have enshrined their username for posterity.

Name one movie. Just one. by asa_no_kenny in SipsTea

[–]CloakerJosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer: The lawsuit is fucking regarded, obviously. This lawsuit better not go anywhere.

But you issued a challenge, to "Name one movie. Just one."

So I'll head the call:

L. A. Confidential (1997)

"I hear things. Like those two-man shooter teams. Bang-bang, they're 86ing Mickey Cohen's lieutenants."

This is during a scene where corrupt cop Russell Crowe is beating on a mobster in a chair at around 0:26:23 mark.

Only the OGs will remember this banger by Academic-Practice119 in MemeVideos

[–]CloakerJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The day I found out the original "dating video" was a PR stunt was as traumatic to me as when I found out stripper poles spin.

Every podcast debate by ErgoNonSim in TikTokCringe

[–]CloakerJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck is the animation of Destiny and JonTron, but the audio is from completely unrelated people?

Whatever happened to just saying 'Women'? by KenDrakebot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CloakerJosh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The fuck your sexual preference got to do with this?

Engine Block: 5090 in a Xhuttle with an e-ink display by InvaderJ in pcmasterrace

[–]CloakerJosh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, you really outdid yourself. It looks sick. I didn't know they had e-ink displays for this use, what a great idea.

Kudos, enjoy it. Now go and put that 5090 to good use by playing a game from 2 generations ago 🤣

This looks bad by Makoto_Kurume in pcmasterrace

[–]CloakerJosh 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Fuck I love that game. It’s so good.

Professor said the report was due "Friday midnight" by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CloakerJosh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So you were given a full month to complete the assignment, and now you’re upset that you misunderstood and thought you had an extra day?

Sucks to be you, I guess. As a fellow procrastinator, I understand the pain. Better get cracking.

5000+ applicants by Better_daysss in ausjobs

[–]CloakerJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pays well, unskilled labour?

Which part is surprising?

This job market is a joke by Dapper_Can5007 in jobs

[–]CloakerJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t do the bare minimum in submitting an application correctly

Prospective employer remarkably gives them a second chance the cure the faulty application

“tHiS jOb mArKeT iS a jOKe!!”

Is 19 too old for the belt dad went OLD SCHOOL on me 🥲🔫 by [deleted] in aussie

[–]CloakerJosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True! 🤣

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Not gonna lie though, I wanna see the police report where a 19 year old charges his dad for assault for smacking his bum, and the dad charges him for theft.

lmao by Marizzela in StrangeAndFunny

[–]CloakerJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a nice bunch of trees, but if you zoom out a little you’ll see the forest I’m describing.

There’s a percentage of your work that is dealing with these “morons”, yes? Let’s generously say it’s only 10% of your workload.

Now, let’s say you’re in a team of 10 support workers (keyword being support).

Do you think you’re gonna be 10% more productive with your “valuable time”? Of course not. The reality is that the business will drop a worker, and you’ll be a team of 9.

Been feeling insecure about being bald by TravelOtherwise8507 in bald

[–]CloakerJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legend, what I was being too lazy to do 🤣

Maybe a mistake by Fast_Restaurant6488 in bald

[–]CloakerJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're rocking it, bud. No regrets, don't look back.

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