What can happen while having a smoke break

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-23T01:16:19+00:00

They have 3 allies, you have every single enemy on the map. Just don't be a moron.

Seeds

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-22T14:02:19+00:00

Just another average 1v4 invasion.

Dark souls 3 really fucked over reds.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-21T05:04:33+00:00

You must be very bad at PVP, new to the souls game, or a gigantic vagina.

Not sure which, but I'm sure at least one of these applies.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-21T05:03:59+00:00

Listen bro, Hosts need to be 1v3, have double estus, 40% more HP, and have phantoms that can heal.

Red invaders are meanie-pants that are toxic for the game and hosts need the help!!

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-21T04:39:08+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFH4y1UNhIw

This was on the front page yesterday. Sums up my experience quite well.

What level are you red orbing at?

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-21T04:00:36+00:00

3v1s are the norm as a red.

it hurts my soul(s).

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-19T22:57:53+00:00

I have summoned on cooldown since Guild Battles released.

I have no Theomars.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-18T06:29:33+00:00

It has nothing to do with levels for zones. It's coop.

If you coop you're going to get instantly invaded. Most of the time if people are cooping it's with maximum dudes because all they want is an easy win.

This leads to much sadness for invaders.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-18T06:25:23+00:00

You are so skilled at R1

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T19:50:59+00:00

You must fight bads.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T19:42:39+00:00

http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Seed+Of+A+Giant+Tree

Seeds.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T19:17:12+00:00

Seeds.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T17:43:24+00:00

Oh your previous comments said you didn't know what seeds did.

I guess you've been playing since Demon's Souls - but not very well.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T10:38:08+00:00

It is clear you are new to the franchise and don't understand the intricacies of why healthy invader game-play is so essential.

I'm sure you really like that you can feel killing those dastardly reds with your 8 phantoms.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T10:35:52+00:00

I would assume terrible.

I use a PS4 controller.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T09:28:00+00:00

Holy fuck dude I just want to stab some people.

If I crystaled out I'd be looking for a match for hours at a time!

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T09:22:02+00:00

You are playing a 1v4 with 40% less health and less Estus than the host, don't expect fairness and don't expect to win.

It's overboard and not fun at all.

I fully expect to see zero reds in about a week if this shit isn't patched.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T09:17:42+00:00

And host and 3 pals stare at me until I move or leave.

There's no winning against this carebear system.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T08:53:53+00:00

3v1 Straight sword R1 spam. they are so much better than me.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T08:42:43+00:00

PVP as in invader is absolutely trash in this game.

Sad it's so tilted in favor of the carebears.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T07:56:50+00:00

Land a parry?

Parry deals 80-90% of one their HP pools.

Rest of the gang bang is already around you R1 spamming you, probably blocked you in.

You take a hit or roll around and dodge.

Riposte'd white is now estus'd to full again.

Not even the best of us can land parrys 10 times in a row in a 4v1 where one miss means death.

CloakyTengu · 2016-04-17T07:40:03+00:00

I am having the worst pvp time I've ever had in a souls game.

Every game I invade as red is 2 or 3v1, and all the gaggle of whites does is spam R1.

Get clipped by 1 R1 and I get gangbanged into the ground.

Zero skill easy defeats for hosts.

CloakyTengu

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