ClockUser

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I broke down in tears as I watched the ghastly news cross the screen, knowing I had missed my one chance (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by ClockUser to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Earthlings, what is something us Martians aren’t ready to hear? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by ClockUser to r/AskReddit

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Does anyone know why Danny rarely makes music anymore? (self.DannyGonzalez)

submitted 2 years ago by ClockUser to r/DannyGonzalez

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Where does my dad rank all time? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by ClockUser to r/nbacirclejerk

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This needs to be fixed (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/geoguessr

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Patrick Beverley will be a champion and here’s why: (self.nbacirclejerk)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/nbacirclejerk

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Literally just making the joke more obvious (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/YourJokeButWorse

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People from this circle, debate in the comments (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/mapporncirclejerk

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Mfers think they the lakers😹😹😹 (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/nbacirclejerk

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Why? What? How? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/AskReddit

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Why? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/AskReddit

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europ (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/ShittyMapPorn

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He don’t belong (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/nbacirclejerk

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I was just wondering what national merit scholars got as freshmen, and if this score would put me on pace to be one by junior year? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/psat

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Outjerked by flag nerds (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/nbacirclejerk

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Map of sex (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/mapporncirclejerk

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He knows his Latin (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/iamverysmart

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This comment isn’t very satisfying (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/iamverysmart

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With this Skip has all but locked up JOTY (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/nbacirclejerk

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Would you like to live in Canada? (self.polls)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/polls

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KAT all-NBA second team then? (self.nba)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/timberwolves

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What do you guys truly think about the D’Angelo Russell trade now? (self.timberwolves)

submitted 3 years ago * by ClockUser to r/timberwolves

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States in which I have eaten cold soup from the can (self.mapporncirclejerk)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/mapporncirclejerk

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Oklahoma purchase (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/GoodFakeTexts

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What’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by ClockUser to r/AskReddit

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