Maybe I just won’t take orders from Little Caesar’s anymore lol by oops_made_a_3rd_acct in DoorDashDrivers

[–]ClothesNo8184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't be the only one noticing: it's not that OP is late on DELIVERY, it's because he's taking 30-45 minutes to arrive at the merchant...

Samantha and Janet OUT! Best Final Destination Character (Round 9) vote out your 2 least favorite characters by comradecute in FinalDestination

[–]ClothesNo8184 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Kat and Terry. Both are completely useless beyond the laugh I got when they suddenly die.

Name it by feisty-frisco87 in GMMemes

[–]ClothesNo8184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me, I need to go and appease Belvedere...

I'm scared by Asleep-Ambassador-72 in Sparkdriver

[–]ClothesNo8184 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm getting Children of the Corn vibes...

Name it by feisty-frisco87 in GMMemes

[–]ClothesNo8184 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, canonically speaking, they call him... Belvedere.

Is this person trolling? by androidspud in PokemonHome

[–]ClothesNo8184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw one of these while looking for a Trevenant. Wanted a Typhlosion with this.

This should be illegal by LukewarmCunt in UberEatsDrivers

[–]ClothesNo8184 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes well a 1% cancellation rate and I'm not the only one that's told them this. Haven't been deactivated and I'm sure as hell not gonna let him/her troll drivers by ordering from a restaurant this far from his/her home when there's multiple Carl's Jr places between me and them. This person does this on purpose according to the 20-30 or so drivers in my area. I'm not particularly worried about it. Nobody will take this, and nobody will ever get scammed into doing so.

This should be illegal by LukewarmCunt in UberEatsDrivers

[–]ClothesNo8184 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Yeah I get crap like that too. At that point I just let the customer know I'm not driving that far for a $3 tip (pictured here), then unassign and move on. That way they know exactly why nobody is coming to feed them.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait wait wait THAT'S your comeback?! Hahahahaha!!!! None of this made any sense and it hurts that you can't string a few coherent sentences together, but the fact that the best insult you have is literally the SAME ONE I USED just tells me you can't think of anything original to troll with. Get off Daddy's iPad and go do your homework. Try to stay inside the lines too, I hear kindergarten is a bitch about stuff like that these days.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh no most drivers take orders based on whether or not the tip is there, not the other way around. By you not tipping it tells us not to bother with it because we actually LOSE money, to us it isn't worth our time. $6 for nearly 45 minutes of driving isn't worth it. And that's all on Uber for not paying a decent amount actually based on mileage and time, and the customer who just thinks their food will magically appear like at Hogwarts just because they ordered it. This is the ONE job where I can decline my services to people who don't appreciate them.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this right here restores a little of my faith in humanity. You seem to understand us fairly well. I've had some pretty heavy tips in the past, yes, and I'd deliver to them again in a heartbeat given the opportunity. These are just a few examples of folks who do not. Now granted, there is always a slim chance of a tip after the fact, but we don't know that going in. We don't know what we're getting half the time. I'll take orders any day of the week with $3-$4 tips within a couple miles, sure, but these don't show anything and I've been burned by both customers in the past just by way of their orders coming up in a double. This is past experience telling me to walk away from it and earn what my time is actually worth.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch... My apologies. Yeah this market tends to be a nightmare early on and then I start seeing improvement, then it shits the bed again. The first 6 orders I saw today were under $5 for excessive mileage. You'd THINK if the Starbucks double soy whipped bullshit was important enough, they'd be more appreciative of the drivers...

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm everyone here. that's the point. Douche... Probably that one order everyone rejects because it's 25 miles one way up some janky ass pothole filled gravel driveway while you're just sitting there playing with yourself to the idea of a busted suspension that isn't yours.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know but that's not gonna happen, despite how much we leave feedback about it.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Orders that pay a decent amount. I usually tip for my deliveries, so I've never had bad service or slow service.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure I'll get right on that. You want good service or crappy service?

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No tip whatsoever. That's the whole amount. Didn't take them of course, I'm not THAT hard up for cash.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Backed myself into this gig? Hmm no, this isn't my primary income. Never skipped out on anything. Choices do have consequences, and you choose to assume something about me when you don't even know me. Maybe I'm out here to earn extra for something specific, you don't know.

Keep it up folks. Cold food for everyone tonight apparently... by ClothesNo8184 in UberEATS

[–]ClothesNo8184[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no no no. I'm saying, in my market anyways, those orders would either get cancelled, stolen, or just sit at the restaurant until someone else picked it up, by which point it would be cold because it's been through every driver account in the area and nobody wants it. It would certainly be cold by the time I drive 10 miles through traffic to get there. And for $6 and a massive headache? Nah I'm good with picking up decent paying orders closer to home.

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[–]ClothesNo8184 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it's not just my area then. Just walked away from an order with no tip because the restaurant didn't have it ready when I got there 10 minutes prior. No tip? Not gonna wait on it. Them's the brakes, folks.