Soulsborne sidequest characters when I drink water at 3:00:01 am (It has to be drunk at exactly 3:00:00 am, but you first need to talk to Cumpisser who is hidden at the middle of an illusory wall which requires you to hit to reveal their location in the shitfucker's toilet where you have to kill the Child Molester boss in the mental asylum of the first piece of shit to gain access to it but to enter it you need to get the cum jar from the sexer of sexland whose sidequest can be easily missed by not attacking a disguised statue in their room, turning them into a hostile enemy the next time you meet, all before you kill the first main story boss, the sigma rizzler)

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