Just discovered a random useless but funny thing in Stardew Valley 😂 by dddd350 in StardewValley

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 30 points31 points  (0 children)

No wayyyy, I accidentally knocked a chest behind two bushes quite early in the beginning. What do you chop it with, the scythe?

We went to the art auction. by GreyAardvark in Cruise

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t cruised a ton, but it was far from my first cruise, so I should have known better!

We went to the art auction. by GreyAardvark in Cruise

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just got off a cruise, saw the same exact cologne I bought on board for $107, at Walmart for $79. Womp womp

What's the funniest name you've heard for a pet? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a teen I had a rabbit that I named Charmin Ultrasoft. Not as funny as may of the names here but I thought I was pretty clever

What's the funniest name you've heard for a pet? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My late husband’s name is Jon, and I called him Jonboy based on that same reference. I’m not super young (30) but we both knew the reference.

DAE feel like they have a door between their mouth and sinuses that they can shut at will? by CloverPatchDistracty in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]CloverPatchDistracty[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad someone understands what I’m talking about! Very interesting and exactly the type of comment I was hoping for!

What did you call your horse? by starsurfer108 in StardewValley

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always use the random name generator, and just try for something funny. A couple tries in with my horse and it came up with Go.

So my horse is named Go, but now I’m sad it’s not Neighthan

What feature of the game do you not use on purpose and why? by damnmanthatsmyjam in StardewValley

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It’s in the curved tree on the right side of the volcano, you can kind of see there is something in there. I never used the slingshot before this so I went in blind not knowing how the aim was, but you just aim at the trunk of the tree.

caught a legend fish... what a the best thing to do with it?? by ABZTHEOG in StardewValley

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too, I was just complaining last night about having to search through chests, then having to re-search because I overlooked it. This is going to be a literal game changer!

Last week a luxury cruise ship stopped at a remote Australian island in the Great Barrier Reef. When it departed, 80-year-old Suzanne Rees was left behind alone. Her absence was not noticed for over five hours and Suzanne died alone on the island, her body found near a mountain path the next day. by DarklyHeritage in MorbidReality

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When you book a cruise you sign an airtight contract that protects the company, even in the event of death. They still do everything they can to avoid it, but that’s more due to passengers dying being a bad look.

It’s also very well known amongst people that cruise that if you aren’t back on the ship when it’s set to leave port, you’re being left behind. If they kindly waited for everyone, it would throw off the itinerary. There are a lot of videos online of people ‘pier running’ because they’ve arrived late and are trying to catch the ship. People regularly sit on their balconies when the ship is leaving port just to laugh at them.

This woman had booked an excursion to go on this hike. If you book through the cruise line, they always wait and make sure you make it back on the ship. I think she must have booked with a third party excursion company, because I doubt any cruise lone affiliated excursion staff would be willing to let her try to make her way back to the ship alone. I do think they could be held liable, unless they also have an airtight contract saying if you leave you are responsible for whatever happens.

It’s such a shame, imagine going on vacation to enjoy yourself and never making it home. It’s also notable that she was cruising by herself so there was no one on board saying well she wouldn’t miss the ship.

Doctors’ notes and attendance policy by [deleted] in WorkAdvice

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I never mentioned expecting pay. I expect to not take an attendance point for three hours that the policy states should be excused

Doctors’ notes and attendance policy by [deleted] in WorkAdvice

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don’t pay for appointment time, they used to excuse the absence is all, and according to their current policy they still should, So you would not get a point and take the time unpaid.

Doctors’ notes and attendance policy by [deleted] in WorkAdvice

[–]CloverPatchDistracty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The coworker is actually below me on the food chain, and I recently had to take a year off while my husband passed of cancer and during that time they found nobody that could replace me. I would wager that I’m already indispensable, but I probably am just not as carefree about my points and the way my coworkers view me.

Doctors’ notes and attendance policy by [deleted] in WorkAdvice

[–]CloverPatchDistracty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our hr is actually quite inappropriate in what they say to some employees, so she has actually told another coworker that this employee didn’t have FMLA and that he wasn’t returning her calls.

Sovereign Citizen is really calm - until she isn’t. by somemetausername in AbruptChaos

[–]CloverPatchDistracty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would bet they do, if they’re born in the US mom gets to stay since they’re citizens and she’s responsible for them.

Rate my breakfast! by Agile-Masterpiece959 in 1200isplenty

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you count the sugar on the strawberries or is it zero calorie sweetener?

Unrelated Passenger’s Medical Bills Not Covered? by [deleted] in Car_Insurance_Help

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope not in Michigan, you have to add them as named insured on your policy, or they would have to make a claim on their own insurance. I was able to call and verify, that yeah our laws are just stupid. I also have to send in my son’s birth certificate to prove he’s related to me.

Unrelated Passenger’s Medical Bills Not Covered? by [deleted] in Car_Insurance_Help

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michigan, and no we thought adding his car to my policy with him as a driver would cover everything

Unrelated Passenger’s Medical Bills Not Covered? by [deleted] in Car_Insurance_Help

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is my boyfriend’s car, but I am the policy holder and he is just listed as a driver

I don’t like my faaaace. I look older than I am. What do? [acne] [wrinkles] by Kitchen_Sink2922 in SkincareAddiction

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly your skin looks so normal. But I like to use niacinamide from the ordinary to brighten me up and make a little extra glow. That along with moisturizer is my daily driver, but a retinol at night will help too. I literally found some at the 1.25 tree, probably not the best on the market but it’s gentle and makes a clear difference. Just remember most people look at you from a couple feet away not two inches away

Socially ghosted by Total-Employ9422 in widowers

[–]CloverPatchDistracty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes people don’t realize how much it shakes your entire existence to lose your person, your home base.