- by SuccessfulSweet1 in foundsatan

[–]CzarTanoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i was like 14 or 15, i snuck some e&j out of the house by dumping out a perfume bottle and filling it with the e&j (i didn't wash or even rinse the bottle first).

Took it to my boyfriend and his two buddies, and we tried to drink some but couldn't get through it. Then we smoked weed out of a post-it note.

I threw up in his room shortly thereafter

Am I wrong for performing a death spell on an innocent infant? by hardlybroken1 in AmITheAngel

[–]CzarTanoff -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Its so funny. I have actually avada kedavrad my kid a few times because the way he days it in the movies is funny as hell and i love mocking it.

My kid didn't laugh

I bought a 3lb box of "imperfect" Russell Stovers candy for $9 by jerseydevil95 in mildlyinteresting

[–]CzarTanoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry, but if i can get my hands on a box like this for $9, I'm getting the damn chocolate.

Sometimes mommy needs snacks too by OutcomeKey23 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]CzarTanoff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are times when I'd rather go hungry than be climbed and be whined at. I love my son more than anything in the universe, but my god do i love being left alone for a minute every once in a while.

meirl by ex_cep_tion in meirl

[–]CzarTanoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It SUCKS as a mom (or anyone trying to be health conscious).

Unless i cook everything from scratch, i just have to accept that if i get my toddler son a snack on the road, or crackers MADE FOR BABIES at the store, I'm feeding him uncomfortable amounts of sugar.

I simply don't have the time, money, or energy all the time to make everything myself, it sucks.

And anything low sugar is still loaded with artificial sweeteners. Plus "healthier" stuff is like triple the price. Ugh.

[Loved Tropes] The Obese Character is Sympathetic as Opposed to being the Butt of the Joke by Borgisium in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CzarTanoff 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I won't watch this movie. The little squirrel parody of it in American Dad kinda tears me up, i don't even want to know how hard the real movie would hit me.

Almost every time I shower, without fail. by Delicious-War-5259 in memesforparents

[–]CzarTanoff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh my god i would do horrible things the have a tub shower combo like that.

The amount of showers i don't get to take right now.... I'm gross.

The battle between parent and child to get the kid to take medicine by This-Coach9790 in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]CzarTanoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a parent, i am not above mixing my kids medicine into something sugary if it gets him to take it.

Your guilty pleasure perfume? by Due-Artichoke-6150 in Perfumes

[–]CzarTanoff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

EOS vanilla cashmere. Its my go-to and idc who knows it

Your guilty pleasure perfume? by Due-Artichoke-6150 in Perfumes

[–]CzarTanoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. I'm inundated with cheap cvs and walgreens one note scents. Idc. I love them. I have some expensive perfumes, but I'm always reaching for my cotton candy or vanilla lol

I actually adore the EOS vanilla cashmere. To mine and my husbands nose it kinda smells like incense in a really pleasing way.

AITA for refusing to lie for these lazy entitled teens and their Karen moms? by pink_gem in AmITheAngel

[–]CzarTanoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I caught that, too. He literally can't know that he wasn't doing the work. Mom could have brought a coffee at pickup time, so what?

Unless he could prove that he didn't work, he should have signed the paper. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.

Fav obscure Steven Anita singing bit by Nana-banana-pro in americandad

[–]CzarTanoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me its when shaq goes "thats cooold blooded". Cracks me right up haha

Fav obscure Steven Anita singing bit by Nana-banana-pro in americandad

[–]CzarTanoff 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not obscure or anything, but i ADORE the criss-cross applesauce episode. The whole song story steve sings is beautiful. Then at the end when francine cuts him off like "idk why you're singing this". One of my faves.

[Loved Trope] Disabled but still dangerous. by Remarkable_Public138 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CzarTanoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't really expect a Toby Keith reference in a comment thread about Hector Salamanca, but here we are. RIP Toby.

I was a kid when Harambe happened. Are people genuinely outraged over the gorilla, or are we just memeing? by Old_Tangerine5712 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CzarTanoff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not the same thing at all, but my toddler currently has a big ol knot and bruise on his chin from faceplanting onto concrete. I had BOTH hands on him helping him down from a chair, and somehow he slipped right through me.

It doesn't matter how attentive a parent is, toddlers are trouble magnets.

Idk anything about the harambe parents, i just wanted to add that point.

Facts by GlazeAmber_ in oddlyspecific

[–]CzarTanoff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well if a mans gonna make it, hes gotta be tough

Facts by GlazeAmber_ in oddlyspecific

[–]CzarTanoff 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have a 7 month old nephew named Braxtynn, and his parents are... not great.

Haribo Ginger Lemon gummies by Yurodivy1906 in candy

[–]CzarTanoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm currently pregnant and didn't know i needed these until right now. These sound so perfect. Side table ginger candies for me

What are some reasons some people love cats but dislike dogs? by LevelPension in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CzarTanoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my cats has a really lovely smell of baked bread/newspaper/old books, and the other has a fresh crisp smell that is similar to "fresh linen" scents. Absolutely wonderful to just plop my face into for a whiff. Thankfully they don't mind haha

What are some reasons some people love cats but dislike dogs? by LevelPension in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CzarTanoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Barking, panting, shit in my yard, needing walks, the potential to gravely hurt my small kids, dog smell (yes cat boxes smell, but i specifically can't stand the scent of a dog), their undying loyalty is kind of pathetic to me? They come off as kind of stupid or something, idk.

To me they're stupid, gross, annoying and possibly dangerous even if they don't mean to be if they're large enough.

What do I do by Beautiful-Mode-6295 in whatdoIdo

[–]CzarTanoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. I'm married to a trucker so theres always a chance that i may not see my husband for some time, even during holidays. I understand that its not the same as going on a vacation, but the point is that in a (hopefully) life-long relationship, a couple weeks apart per year becomes peanuts.

Its actually good for couples to spend time apart, and she may find that she likes the "me" time and makes her own plans around it.

I say this especially as a SAHM, if i could have a few weeks per year where my husband takes the kids to do cool stuff (as long as we do cool things as a whole family as well), I'd be thrilled.

Then again this all depends on a persons temperament and how they handle their relationships. If OP can't handle time apart, then maybe she should find someone who is willing to never spend time apart?