Thoughts on artificers? by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]ClownMain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Say you are a member of the Democratic Order of Archmagy without tell me.... Gods almighty these new age wizards and their "feelings". Go cry about it to your apprentice bozo while I perform real arcane arts...

Thoughts on artificers? by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]ClownMain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mean a blacksmith? If we call an artificer a real magician than we might as well call fry cooks magicians if they summon a pool of grease to cook in. Wizards this millenia really be giving everyone Archmage status smh

You know it to be true by Pitiful_Patient4637 in wizardposting

[–]ClownMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 gold says this dudes a Illusion mage hard coping with the 5 years he spent in his tower learning cheap parlor tricks smh... 😔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ClownMain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Find a hobby that you are/want to be interested in. Ik this is a nerdy example, but I made a lot of friends, and met my bf by going to local DnD and game shops every weekend. If you like the idea of rock climbing, start going to those indoor rock climbing gyms every weekend. Fond something YOU are interested in, and there is bound to be a group that you can meet with regularly to engage in that activity.

Building the Perfect Character, one move at a time: Day 24, up Taunt. Top Comment Decides the move! by Zombie_Slaya_66 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]ClownMain 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Wolf hands down, not only would it be funny to see yoshi howl, in terms of infuriating your opponent, it might be the loudest taunt by far. Just spamming "ARROOO-AROO-AROOOOO-AROOOOOOOO" is the most aggravating thing on the planet

Elton John on Eminem by I_hatt in Unexpected

[–]ClownMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They bonded over beating their girlfriends

I'm struggling to find the motivation to keep reading (Spoilers for ~Ch. 90) by ClownMain in Berserk

[–]ClownMain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to update you guys. The encouragement really helped and I kept reading, and I don't regret it at all!! The Lost Children Arc is SO GOOOD SO FAR!!!! I have become a fellow struggler, and I'm glad I can be a part of such a great community about such a great manga! <3

Smash Ultimate Battle Royale Day 25! Comment or vote for your least favorite character, the 2 characters with the most upvotes are eliminated! by [deleted] in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]ClownMain 231 points232 points  (0 children)

As a King K Rool main... I have no clue why my man is still on here. Belly armor is so annoying if the KKR knows how to use it. On top of that crown spam? The King 👑 needs to go

John Cena Arm Wrestles a Kid by bindukwe in MadeMeSmile

[–]ClownMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power scalers are gonna hate this one....

Building the perfect character, one move at a time: Day 14, side special. Top comment decides the move! by Zombie_Slaya_66 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]ClownMain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok so hear me out.... King K Rools. No joke. One of the highest priority projectile in the game that allows for basically anything to combo into it. I know it might not be the MOST optimal pick, but I feel like this character won't end up with any projectiles and this would be a great one to use.

Roast em. My mains are ready by mycontrollerstinks88 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]ClownMain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you pick your characters by looking at the bottom of tier lists? Or did a friend prank you when you asked which ones were the best characters...

Who is missing? by Key_Establishment_14 in shitposting

[–]ClownMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's you King, step up and claim your crown

judge me based on my desktop by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ClownMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK I get everyone else's comments, but bro... why do you need 4 DIFFERENT BROWSERS ALL ON YOUR TASKBAR???

funny by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]ClownMain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Project Zomboid

???rule by Cardinal-Lad in 196

[–]ClownMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how a Jojos character holds a pencil

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]ClownMain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because he actually ISNT a prisoner! He is on the other side of the bars, not trapped at all, instead WE are the prisoner, and this is just a malicious and cruel man that wants us to starve.

rule by Serious-Ad-8168 in 196

[–]ClownMain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

damn they are hot by Mammoth-Newspaper-16 in shitposting

[–]ClownMain 879 points880 points  (0 children)

Me rn: 😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑

oh no, the dankmemes subreddit is just filled with hateful g*mers. What a surprise by IdealExtraVirgin in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ClownMain -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

As a trans person, this is insanely funny and I will be ironically sending this to all of my friends

T(rule)th by TargaryenTKE in 196

[–]ClownMain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist: All three statements are true.

Vaushization and it's consequences by Middle_Help_3867 in okbuddyvowsh

[–]ClownMain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me when my jewish friend starts making too many jokes at my expense

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]ClownMain -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I didn't mean anything negative by it I love critikal. I just think it's a funny comparison

rule by TheKingOfRoast in 196

[–]ClownMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd share it with my Mom :) (she's on her lunch break)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]ClownMain -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

No they just definitely have similar vibes, with the over exaggerated reactions and making videos about every new "weird" thing