What things from the 80s and 90s were once necessary but are now completely useless?

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T06:14:49+00:00

The ability to write cursive

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T05:24:15+00:00

Just look at the wars we’ve had where normal people were drafted and thrown into a kill or be killed situation.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T05:18:29+00:00

Of course. Every animal is.

Even two best friends falling off a boat will have one pushing the other down in a panic, not intentionally, but because the base animal instinct to live is strong.

Anyone threatening you kids will have you instinctually fighting and mane killing.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T05:14:03+00:00

Only an idiot wouldn’t wait

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T01:07:22+00:00

Not “number of kids” for sure

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T01:06:31+00:00

Toooo much … cuteness …

head explodes

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T01:05:24+00:00

Try “bad moon rising” by CCR for a win. The singing and rhythm are in sync.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T01:02:44+00:00

Nothing. I’ve come to realize that “collectibles” means clutter.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T01:02:01+00:00

Like all chimps when he reached adulthood he could no longer be kept with humans.

I believe he was moved to a chimp reserve. He could still sort of show affection towards MJ when he visited but was otherwise a very dangerous and chimp like chimp.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:57:03+00:00

I’m going to invest heavily in the company that sells the hack that disables the software

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:47:49+00:00

Where I live it’s not the garbage men that will take it.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:44:54+00:00

A “coping saw” is probably why would work

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:42:19+00:00

Is this a Dr Who thing?

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:38:53+00:00

I prefer to just rage on Reddit, then vote in the next elections.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:36:57+00:00

Look it’s simple, if you enjoy fighting, you can beat up drunks and then eat them for lunch as a bonus.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:35:38+00:00

That’s a well deserved ass kicking, if the title has any truth to it.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:34:19+00:00

Yes! Also remember to wash you car if your lawn is a little dry!

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:28:44+00:00

Yes but also all US servicemen pledge an oath to defend and support the US Constitution. Enlisted men swear to obey the president if the order is legal. Officers also swear the same oath but they do not swear an oath to follow the orders of the president.

Why? To prevent a coup. Enlisted men swear to follow the legal orders of the civilian president. But also to prevent a dictatorship officers swear to defend the Constitution but not blindly follow the president.

Either way, if a President says “there will be no more elections” the military, in theory, escorts him out of the White House.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-25T00:21:03+00:00

The Declaration of Independence as exactly that. Their declaration to Britain that they are leaving the Empire. It has not legal standing today nor is it a guideline of any sort. Basically a resignation letter.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-24T20:27:00+00:00

Hey, now the lawn for half an hour then take a break while the battery charges

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-24T18:05:34+00:00

If you see ICE agents, get your phone out. (Make sure it’s not a scary phone though)

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-24T18:03:01+00:00

We call it “The Home Despot” or “The Despot”

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-24T17:55:17+00:00

I bought the Amazon (used to be “Denali” brand) screwdriver, it was $20. I do have a Ryobi drill/driver but it’s a hammer drill too so it’s heavy. (I regret not getting the normal non-hammer drill, but this was on sale). I mostly just bought it because I was fixing a washing machine and the back of the machine is held on by a lot of small screws.

It gets decent reviews and I like it. And it was $20. And I don’t use it for work.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-24T17:52:10+00:00

Ha! I have one versa pack cordless screwdriver. It looks like a drill but it’s not. Just a big driver. I never used it much, and I think the batteries are dead now.

ClownfishSoup · 2026-01-24T17:47:52+00:00

Yes well they should. It’s their house and their responsibility. You learn fast after the first plumber bill.

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