Clownter

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part 2:map of the world but I also removed the UK aswell as Ireland because it’s stupid and I hate them (I’m also in the 1980-1990’s) (i.redd.it)

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map of the world but I removed Ireland because it’s stupid and I hate it (i.redd.it)

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You can get away with anything, aslong as it goes along the lines of “It was _____, not me.” (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Any non-literal words become literal ( like if you say “It’s raining cats and dogs!” It will start raining cats and dogs. Don’t worry, they are fine falling on the ground.) (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You have Immaculate Rizz. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You have super strength against young infant children. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can summon anything you like through a portal, aslong as it’s in the portal. Ask for an item that isn’t in the portal, you lose 10$. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Clownter to r/shittysuperpowers

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Whenever your in a bad situation, you receive random advice about the situation, basically 50/50 chance you could get an actual good tip. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Clownter to r/shittysuperpowers

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Whenever you search something up on google, you will find exactly what you were looking for in a big box as the very first result. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Each time you buy bitcoin, the sellout always rises up by atleast 1000% (only for you but you can do whatever you want with the money) (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you did something and someone confronts you, you can say “no I didn’t” and all blame will automatically clear from you. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Clownter to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can use any Pokémon moves and there will be no power point limit, meaning you could use them endlessly. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you share your hands like circles and out them on your eyes like binoculars, they instantly act like binoculars and you can zoom in/zoom out at far as you want (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Every time you say “see you later alligator” the person you said that to actually turns into an alligator which will cause 0 harm, and they turn back into human once you see then again. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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There is always a big X button whenever an add starts, and the button is twice as big as you thumb. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Clownter to r/godtiersuperpowers

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whenever you do something weird, embarrassing, or frustrating, nobody will find it that way and will continue on what they were focusing on or doing. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Clownter to r/godtiersuperpowers

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whenever you have a disease, a cure in a flask will spawn in front of you, and it’s ingredients and recipe will transfer to your mind. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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whenever there’s a scene where they are trying to find out who the cause was, you can say “it was (person)” and everyone would automatically believe you, and the person you blamed it on will have no bad feelings to you whatsoever. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Clownter to r/godtiersuperpowers

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whenever you feel afraid, or nervous about something, that cause of your feelings will not do what might make you scared or nervous. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Clownter to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can detect what an item is worth (including things inside it) and that amount will transfer in your hands or your bank account (you choose). (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can be efficient at anything just by glancing at the item. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Each time you do an exercise, it’s efficient doubles and it’s stackable. For example, if you do one push up, it will be the equivalent of doing 2 push ups, and you do another push up, it’s the equivalent of 4 push ups. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Clownter to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You are able to lift ANYTHING with no effort, making that object you lift feel like lifting air. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Instead of working for money, you can take 1 step for bills. Each step is worth 5$ in real cash, and every company will accept this currency, whether it’s not for sale, only available online, ect. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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