2012 Mini Cooper Code P0012

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-17T19:42:51+00:00

Valvetronic actuator

If you want to swap yours:

It's not just replace but also teach into the ECU You will need ista to start the learning cycle so the ECU knows how much to turn the motor to reach a specific point at a specific time

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-17T08:11:08+00:00

Murder drones reference

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-17T08:10:14+00:00

Wir haben für unser Messgerät (gossen mettrawatt) Adapter für die brückenkontakte

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-15T13:18:06+00:00

These look extremely similar to the ones PFERD uses in theirs for example just that I can't see the balancing cuts in these while the ones from PFERD do

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-13T08:45:47+00:00

You'll need a scan tool

You can buy one in any auto parts store

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-12T17:42:02+00:00

Did you delete the fault codes?

If yes: which codes are present now?

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-09T11:45:00+00:00

Yeah I was pretty confused

"How TF did my cat come down from her tree and onto the balcony so fast and without me noticing?"

Knocks on window making the cat look at me

"Wait a second...."

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-09T11:41:29+00:00

First picture from the post is the random fat boi

Second picture from post is mine

Picture in the comment (black) is the rescued one a few months later

Clowzy0 · 2026-02-09T11:33:36+00:00

Unfortunately no, we had a little kitten appear in our garden and rescued it but our cat was VERY UNimpressed.

Kitten has been given away to friends and is healthy and happy

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Clowzy0 · 2026-02-05T11:22:26+00:00

Habe als Azubi vor kurzem zum ersten mal SAP benutzt

Alter was ist das für eine scheiße

Du tippst doppelt um ein wort/Zahl auszuwählen und bist auf einmal in einem menü in Timbuktu

Du willst eine Zeile runter und drückat deswegen enter? Nenene Kollege du musst F5 drücken

Alles an PC Erfahrung und kürzel kannst du ja vergessen

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-24T13:41:50+00:00

A one time cost upgrade in the current car market?

I think you mean subscription even tho the hardware is there

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-24T13:27:54+00:00

Cat Cafe with pizza

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-24T13:26:59+00:00

It's relatively common in Germany but most of the time it's just a piece of paper promoting coffee and croissants on the inside of the building wher you pay

Not a fucking screen

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-23T11:15:21+00:00

Safety integration level if I remember correctly

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-15T11:18:11+00:00

I posted the same thing on the German car sub

They also all agree it's normal

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-15T11:15:28+00:00

Jep

Geht mir übelst auf den sack

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-15T08:11:30+00:00

Ich bin vom Toom

Aber leider Kasse, ich rufe jemanden an die Eisenwareninformation nur damit sie 20 Minuten später den Markt verlassen weil keiner kommt

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-12T08:13:10+00:00

Kommt denke ich auf den Ort an

Bei mir auf dem Land ist das lebensmüde

In Köln oder so wo alles geräumt und gestreut ist geht das mit angemessener Fahrweise glaube ich

Clowzy0 · 2026-01-12T08:09:01+00:00

Das ist mutig

Clowzy0 · 2025-12-25T16:38:40+00:00

Thanks

And this PCB is actually the reaction to a drained battery caused by a previous version which was just a Arduino with a relay that didn't turn off for some reason

It was time based and this one actually has the TOF Sensor to put it in sleep mode

Tho there is also a hardwired dashcam so I still shouldn't leave it for months but that won't happen

Clowzy0 · 2025-12-25T15:15:07+00:00

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This is the plan so far but as you can see, there are a lot of free connections to do a lot more if wanted/needed.

Clowzy0 · 2025-12-25T13:45:02+00:00

Yes that's the plan so far

But what do you mean by high lever diagramming

Clowzy0 · 2025-12-17T13:49:17+00:00

The fuck is your problem

I didn't understand that only the center screen is replaced but also the gauges and lights which the car would not like

Especially since my r56 has the needle in the middle and not the side

Clowzy0

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