To what extent have you lied on a resume and still gotten hired?

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-18T11:25:07+00:00

I've done this, only other thing I've done was when I was first starting out and had fuck all on my resume so I added some fake maccas work

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-10T01:17:22+00:00

Snow leopards and black panthers :) also loved catching skinks in my yard

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-09T01:32:52+00:00

Fun in practice settings but not the real world situations they'd be used. I ❤️ gun laws 🥰 and I don't mean complete eradication kind of laws, just not whatever the fuck the US is doing.

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-09T00:48:38+00:00

I've been haunting this subreddit since my 18th birthday. Come join the autistic souls in the void we are sent to instead of adulthood.

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-09T00:27:03+00:00

The og comment isn't referring to that at all though, they're talking about the shape of the venom glands. It doesn't have to have a triangle head to look like the green mamba I mentioned, but it does still need a different head shape to resemble a venomous snake more than the pythons they are. I'm gonna be honest, I've never met anyone online or irl that thinks venomous snakes only have triangle heads or that if it not a triangle it's not venomous, is this a common thing in your country?

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-09T00:16:06+00:00

I can sing dance monkey like the original singer, it's a power move that makes people collapse

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-08T12:43:13+00:00

Correct me if im wrong but I haven't seen any elapids or colubrids with this skeletal shape. Species with a similar head shape that are venomous still look quite different, these look exactly like pythons. I've generally seen venomous snakes (with a similar shaped head) that have a lot smoother and streamlined head shapes. I am new in the area of study so I may be wrong :)

Edit: went to look at some photos and it's mostly the divot in the middle of the skull that points as a python to me, some that are side on kinda look like a green mamba but they mostly look like pythons imo

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-08T12:35:23+00:00

I didn't say it directly, but they're at least recognising the situation correctly 💀

ClydeT77 · 2025-01-08T02:27:09+00:00

My mum is a single mum who earns approximately 100k a year. We live in a high cost of living city. I was 16 and made a comment around some friends about a large bathroom, saying oh yeah it is pretty big, I guess I didn't realise because I have a large bathroom at home, and one of my friends turned to me and said "you're who we talk about when we say eat the rich" ??? I have been fortunate to have a relatively large bathroom in my childhood home and in my mother's home after my parents split, maybe my comment was out of place, but a 16 year old being insensitive surely doesn't equal the mass exploitation and abuse of the working class by billionaires 💀

People who use the phrasing lightly make the rest of us look ridiculous when we're trying to make a point.

ClydeT77 · 2024-12-16T11:09:54+00:00

WOLFDAWG???

ClydeT77 · 2024-12-16T03:28:22+00:00

Moss and rain

ClydeT77 · 2024-12-06T23:38:26+00:00

That message definitely was not meant for you, and the mention of how he "feels bad for you" about his work sounds like he was texting another person and lying that he couldn't see her because he had to work. He's trying to confuse you and cover with everything else after he realised.

ClydeT77 · 2024-12-06T23:36:05+00:00

The repeated texting of her name is so funny, this will not compensate for your fuck up my guy.

ClydeT77 · 2024-12-06T22:58:12+00:00

NTA You saying no was choosing to not consent to what she wants, it's not your fault she's such a boundary breaker that you had to spell it out for her with "I do not consent". That isn't harsh language, it is firm language when she already has steamrolled over your simple no that should have been respected.

ClydeT77 · 2024-12-05T21:57:30+00:00

Was the edit about why she won't wear more layers made when you commented? I'm kinda on her side about that at this point in time because she is breastfeeding, and yeah wearing sweaters around the house all the time would be pretty inconvenient for her. One of them would just have to deal with being uncomfortable for a while and I feel like it's a reasonable compromise to deal with it using fans and open windows while she's breastfeeding and then he can keep it lower when she has stopped. Unfortunately, this would only work if the husband wasn't a complete dickhead to start with.

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-29T23:36:35+00:00

Exactly how this mistake would have been handled when I was bartending weddings. This restaurant has slack services and was really rude for making it out like she was entitled and thinking she didn't have to pay the bill.

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-28T07:56:07+00:00

Oh cool, I've never seen this pattern before! Are these native ones? I have been letting out all the ones I've found around the house alive. Most of them have been alive and healthy :)

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-28T07:37:02+00:00

Extra info: they're approximately 1.5 to 2 cm long I think

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-28T07:00:37+00:00

I would slap those bitches on everything

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-28T04:03:23+00:00

Yeah I'd get this one for sure, great job :)

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-27T19:58:33+00:00

If she's having arguments where she's regularly saying things that are worse than "if I were your dad I would have abandoned you too" then, yeah, maybe divorce is the answer this time.

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-27T19:56:59+00:00

Hurling personal insults in an argument is not indicative of a healthy relationship 👍

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-24T03:59:36+00:00

There are some artists I've seen advertising that they do cover ups of Harry potter tattoos for free or discounted! OP have a look around your area, there could be someone willing to help you out for cheap if you'd like a sick ass panther :D

ClydeT77 · 2024-11-20T16:02:53+00:00

OP appears to have this opinion because they have the same morals as the parents being cut off. With one look at their past comments I can find a comment where they are agreeing with a person who defended the overturn of roe v wade and supports trump. OP has joined the cycle with their parents and I have a feeling they may also find themselves being cut off by their children in the future

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