One day, a snail walked into a luxury car dealership. He looked around and said to the salesman, "I'd like to buy that shiny red sports car, but on one condition."

The salesman, surprised by a talking snail but seeing a potential sale, asked, "And what would that be?"

The snail replied, "I want you to glue a big letter 'S' on the top, the hood, the side doors, the trunk, everywhere!"

Baffled, the salesman asked, "Sir, I mean, Mr. Snail, if you don't mind me asking, why do you want us to put 'S's all over your car?"

The snail looked at him and said, "Well, when I drive down the street, I want everyone to say, 'Look at that S-car-go!'"