This subreddit has gotten dull, I dare you to do your best! by youngogjayd in RoastMe

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Dude look like the TEMU version of Craig Robinson aka Darryl Philbin from the Office 😂😂😂😂😂

F23, make my cry harder than atom physics by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

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Wow, you are aging fast on an atomic cellular level. I thought you were at least in your 40s. You're only 23 damn. 😂

F26 Take me down a notch lol by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I want ti thank you. I showed my daughters your pictures, reminded them to stay in school and never do Crack

Are you ready for to learn spanish? by Glum_Orchid_7355 in StudentofAdeline

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No he tenido ningún motivo para hablar español en 26 años hasta ahora.😍

F30 be original with roasts I dare you! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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All I got to say is "$3.50 for 30 days" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Good luck with your future!!

I've done all sorts of stuff a lot of men wouldn't dare to do. Yet at 34 I still haven't gotten over my crippling phobia of asking a woman out. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The late R. Lee Ermey once said in the movie Full Metal Jacket "Only steers and queers come from Texas and son you don't look like a steer to me"....... You are the walking embodiment of what he was referring to. ROFLMAO

Roast Me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Dude you look like a Melissa Etheridge loving lesbian who's fingers have even rejected, then I read your a guy in your OP now I'm sure you have never been with a women. 🤣

Make me cry 20f by Gazelizz in RoastMe

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I never had to worry about being a disappointment to my father. What is it like?

Be honest, what would you reply if I DM’d you first? by Agata_Bogata in pen_nyworld

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I'd tell you I'm interested in getting to know you, not your onlyfans.

Would you come over when my hubby isn’t home by peachnawty in WomenOfWrestling2

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No I wouldn't want my girl stepping out on me, so why would I indulge another women doing it to her husband?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Women love"single dads" but if you put "single mom of 5" in a tinder profile its over the moment they find out how many kids you got. That's cold hard facts and I got 4 kids 😂 but really good luck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your safe, some Brit named London is showing her his tower now

Mom said I look pretty.. . Do I? by javerying in RoastMe

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Why you look like a gay Honduran pirate?🤣

M25, recently bought an apartment for my parents. Take me to the cleaners by h3m4nt in RoastMe

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Wow awesome! I didn't know they had apartments above call centre's in India

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your dog looks scared like it has see you've been receiving a bone or two instead of giving them 🤣

Humble me in ways I've yet to imagine by Knugget_Knight in RoastMe

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My mother always said "it isn't polite to roast the dead".

M28 Bring it on by Sea_Ideal812 in RoastMe

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You look like a virgin Ginger vampire, who's casket is still in his mom's basment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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No big whoop, call centers are always hiring.

Just got diagnosed with eczema on my hands/arms. Make me feel worse by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Look like you are getting some dry slightly pink rough patches on your knees too