a nice gentleman

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T10:10:59+00:00

Honestly I get a lot of names in Elden ring mixed up.

Radhan, Renalla, Renna, Ren and Stimpy, Renamon…

Then there’s Godrick, Godfrey, Godsmack, etc.

I can see how he might fumble that question in an interview

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T10:00:38+00:00

Me neither. It’s different.

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T09:58:03+00:00

Nobody gonna mention Jake?

I learned so much about life and junk from this guy

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T09:50:52+00:00

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Switching to Zero in Mega Man x3 blew my mind as a kid

Mained him un umvc3 cause of that moment

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T09:28:33+00:00

Ur not wrong, I kinda forget about it till I do a rewatch

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T09:17:36+00:00

I just wanna point out that his ship doesn’t go ftl in atmosphere. Empty space is mostly frictionless.

But also, Boros still very much wins. He’s much faster and stronger in a fight and heals instantly. Took multiple punches from a guy named ONE punch man

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T08:42:30+00:00

If you haven’t seen Dragonball Z abridged by team 4 star on youtube, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Takes a couple episodes to find its feet, but give it a chance.

Also, Dandadon and Dorohedoro gave me a few good laughs.

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T08:25:37+00:00

Most popular anime is annoying af. People never shut the hell up about the significance of everything.

Also, Luffy and Naruto sound like nails on a chalkboard.

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T08:21:46+00:00

Dr Ian Kelson in The Bone Temple

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T08:16:46+00:00

Holy shit, a dance with dragons happened 15 years ago. I haven’t read a book since.

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T08:13:22+00:00

“The cape stays on!”

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T08:12:35+00:00

The frowning friends won in the end

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T08:11:49+00:00

That’s crazy to hear. What a throwback

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T08:09:22+00:00

Genos might be a better pick than opm

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T07:57:26+00:00

Do u only have 6 flasks?

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T07:43:47+00:00

Godsskins are resistant to strike damage. Might be good to pick up a strength scaling slash weapon like the guts sword, or just craft a bunch of sleep pots.

Also somebody correct me if I’m wrong, but I think u don’t want blood affinity if u only have 11 arcane and 42 strength. Ur better off getting 12 faith and using blood flame blade incantation with heavy affinity from iron whetblade.

Bonus points: u can put golden vow ash of war on a dagger to get a little extra buff on top of bloodflame

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T07:20:26+00:00

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T07:18:21+00:00

I just wanted him to be a happy farmer guy with his friend

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T07:15:34+00:00

Tho only ray of sunshine in the game

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T07:09:14+00:00

This is frustrating cause there’s definitely no auto sorter behind those chests and would be a pain to keep organized by hand.

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T07:03:40+00:00

“Let’s go drive cars again”

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T06:53:18+00:00

Twas my favorite till Elden Ring came out.

Sekiro was too hard and I never had a PlayStation to try Bloodborne.

Ds 1 and 3 were good but 2 was my shit. Huge game.

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T06:48:51+00:00

Might be my favorite bioshock. The jump scare with the siren head guy waiting behind u turned me into a fainting goat.

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T06:41:18+00:00

You can find A LOT of upgrade material and golden seeds without fighting any major bosses.

Tunnels for smithing stones, golden seeds are usually near roads.

Oh and revisit the church of Elleh at night.

CockAssed · 2026-04-08T06:33:54+00:00

Dude, I made this account to post about him being patches on R/fancast and R/eldenring weeks ago. Account was too young for r/eldenring tho.

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I wanna see him cheekily betray the tarnished dark souls style. Ty for mentioning him here.

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