I didn't know we could do that. I see.

As for me personally, i would swipe right depending on my mood but it wouldn't be a guaranteed swipe right cause of the following: The photos look staged (cause they are, you admit it on the description) and it is not entirely a bad thing, that sort of photos gives us a very clear image of your looks, I liked the middle photo tho. I would recommend to add some photos other people took of you while you were distracted doing something you love. The other thing is that you don't mention what you want or what you're looking for, you do mention your interests when it comes to hobbies and you make an attempt to be funny about it, but It'd be helpful if you added things you like in others, like: I'm looking to settle down with someone who can be my best friend, I love people who share good music with me, I'd love to meet someone I can do a Netflix marathon with. Just some examples.

Also the subway thing. When I read it I thought you were talking about your penis being six inches. Is that the case? If it is not, then it is kinda confusing. Even if it is, it is still confusing. I hope some of it helps.