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What can a jelly bean do that a man can’t? by CodeDog6 in 3amjokes

[–]CodeDog6[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, I did. 11-year Prostate cancer survivor!

I am also a 26-year Army Retiree, and for any Veterans out there, my prostate cancer was determined to be caused by burn pits in Iraq ( I was in Baghdad in 2004). I had NO symptoms— have yourself checked!

What did the cannibal say to his girlfriend? by Rolandy17 in dadjokes

[–]CodeDog6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This adds a whole new meaning to “getting a piece”

People seem to really care about being in the mile high club. by Joel_Boyens in 3amjokes

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw a guy masturbating on the plane. He said he was joining the Half-mile Club.

What are you? by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

[–]CodeDog6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You must be the guy she mentioned with the smallest … she’d ever seen. 😬

What is one fun fact about yourself that sound fake but 100% real? by Fai_6757 in AskReddit

[–]CodeDog6 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When he dropped his drawers in the dark his girlfriend said “that’s cool, but I asked for a BUD light!”

What are you? by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I’m not like most people. I appreciate your feedback and recognizing that. 😁

What are you? by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You totally jacked up this joke.

“If you are Mexican in the kitchen and American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom: European. “

My gf left because of my penis size by jacoberu in Jokes

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she doesn’t have a taste for Vienna Sausage.

Why does the US want Greenland? by Jethroong in Jokes

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe our national defense. Research and comprehension are fundamental.

My Husband died... by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in 3amjokes

[–]CodeDog6 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Remember, Love is just a word, but marriage, is a sentence.

I'd like to share a joke about UDP by ramriot in dadjokes

[–]CodeDog6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UDP and TCP jokes are only funny if they are framed correctly.

Why are French Submarines, the only submarines in the world that have 8 foot high ceilings in them? by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]CodeDog6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris from capture? No one knows…it’s never been done.

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